(Sho's voice) How you feeling peopleeeeeeeee!? Yesterday was/today is (depending on your timezone) Sho's b-day!!!! My baby is 37 ;___; I have this one rule where I wouldn't want to date anyone 5 years older than me ideally, and older than 10 years is definitely a no-no for me. But Sho-chan, 11 years my senior, would be my only exception ♥ He's the cutest 37 years old on this planet, I just love him and his cute laugh so much D:
I LOVED this episode by the way!!! Ueda came in and he brought flowers for Sho-chan's birthday ;_______; I love their relationship too much for my own sake lol (Ueda is #me, by the way)
I don't want to make any promises because I'm very busy at work lately BUT!!! I might translate more parts for this episode! And if any subbing community can Q-check my translation and post it for me I might even translate it all because IT'S SO PRECIOUS!!! SHO IS SO LOVED. SO. MUCH. SHO. LOVE. LIKE HE DESERVES.
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Sorry, I got too excited xD But yeah, if anyone wants to collaborate on this please let me know ♥ For now, enjoy this IntroTalk!
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※ Translation is mine, so please feel free to point out any mistakes etc. ※
NB:
S: Sho
N: Nino
A: Aiba
J: Jun
O: Ohno
N: So, tomorrow is the 25th of January, Sakurai Sho’s birthday!
A, N: Congrats!
I live for Sho being happy and praised and smug ♥
S: Thank you. Tomorrow?
N: It’s tomorrow. How old?
S: I’ll be 37.
N: 37.
A: Wow, you’re an adult.
![](https://i.imgur.com/YdlZlvF.png)
My bae is 37 now, I'm in love with an ojisan (the sho in my head: "it's oniisan!!!!")
S: We talked about it lately but, you two (Jun and Nino) are 35 right?
N: 35.
A: I’m 36 now.
S: 5 and 6 feel different, don’t they?
A: They’re completely different. It’s like, “I’m 36”… “eh?? I’m 36??”
S: It’s like that! “I’m 37”… “7??” and…
O: “38??”
![](https://i.imgur.com/R6syiVk.png)
Honestly, their reactions are so relatable to me lol
N: Ah, it’s like that?
A: Somehow…
S: Somehow...
A: There’s a big difference. [T/N: I'm not sure about what Aiba said here because they started talking all over each other, but the flow of the conversation was like this, so I don't think it's too far off]
O: It’s all at once.
A: I felt like I’ve grown up from 35 to 36.
J: You didn’t feel it till now?
A: I didn’t. It’s like, “I’m 35.”
J: I think at 35 you’re already a grown-up though.
A: It’s like “I’m 35~♥”
Aiba, you're still cute to me, no worries lol
S: Well then, can you please do it?
N: The usual.
O: I think it would be better if you said it your own way now.
S: From this year?
O: From this year.
S: Mother. Thank you for coloring my VS Arashi opening talks.
J: You won’t fight anymore?
S: I don’t know.
J: You’d better say it.
N: Say it properly. Make it your goal. Not to fight with her. [T/N: I was wondering when Nino was gonna be a lil shit™]
S: I can’t promise it. Eh?
N: Say you won’t fight with her. Make this year’s goal not fighting with your mother. Say it properly.
S: I’m 37 now. I won’t fight with you anymore.
![](https://i.imgur.com/WDIt8nD.png)
LOOK AT MY LIL CHIPMUNK'S SMILE I WANT TO CRY
N: Congrats!
S: Man, I’m 37!
A: That’s how it is.
S: That’s how it is.
A: That’s how it is.
I loved this episode so much ;___________; Please do fangirl with me about it ;_____________;