Spring break for everyone else. Hey, why not get triz-ashed while we're all at home like a bunch of losers who didn't have the cash to go to Florida? Oh, our parents will be there? That sucks. Hey, Brooks has an apartment, we could go there! Oh, Brooks has a job. A stupid job. One that requires him to work on friday night until 10. One that ( Read more... )

Woke up this morning and turned on my computer screen to flick on windows media player. Some good music to get naked to and take a shower, right? Well there was an IM message that someone left me at 3 am. The screen name was "whoreiblesehxomaid." What? I blame Sped for getting my to sign up on Yahoo! Personals since it worked for him. The ( Read more... )

So some fag won the race today...big whoop. Plenty more races this season, like the one under the lights in Darlington May 7. That's right. I'm taking a long weekend during school term to go down to South Carolina. That'll be the cat's meow ( Read more... )

So it's the big religous season to make yourself a better person. I've felt like such a sinner here in Holland. My co-workers all pause a moment and pray before lunch, watch their language and go to Church. I was a model citizen in Flint. I didn't jump the drug dealers or pick up hookers. I was a good kid. Now comments like "Fuck this. I'm ( Read more... )

Alrighty. So it's a Tuesday night and I'm pretty shitfaced. Life's been pretty crazy the last week. Atleast I've learned to laugh at myself, then drink away my sorrows. I just wanna go ape shit and fuck somebody up, but I'll settle for mindless ramble in the good ole LJ ( Read more... )

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain. I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame..."-Bowling for Soup ( Read more... )

So here I sit at the dawn of a new year, wondering what it will bring me ( Read more... )

Sorry Roneesh, but my snipets of poetry whoop the shit out of your free-style rap. By the way, did you ever make it back to Texas with that bastard check engine light on ( Read more... )

Exams start tommorrow. The consensus is that Chang is a great lady and an even better teacher, but only take her class if you want to put yourself through hell. Those exams are enough to make a grown man cry and shit his pants. That's what I have to look forward to tommorrow. I'm scared about the test and the fact that I only have 2 clean ( Read more... )

You are the last swipe of deodorant.
I need you, or atleast I think that I need you.
But all you do is bring me pain and leave me with a rash.
And we both smell like underarm.