Fuck you Napolean Dynamite. And you too, Pedro. I'm voting for Summer!
Alrighty. So it's a Tuesday night and I'm pretty shitfaced. Life's been pretty crazy the last week. Atleast I've learned to laugh at myself, then drink away my sorrows. I just wanna go ape shit and fuck somebody up, but I'll settle for mindless ramble in the good ole LJ.
Saturday night I watched Napolean Dynamite at B's house with Kyle and Matt and Salamander and Thelen. Good time. Thought the movei was much funnier than the 1st time I'd wathced it. SO i decided to watch it again Sunday night sober by myself wihen I was too lazy to go to the Bloackbuster. Movei fucking sucked ass. Make a long story short I fell asleep. Woke up and took a piss. But somewhere in that process I fell asleep again. Dunno if I flushed or even put my piece awayl. But anywhow, I woke up on the floor of the bathroom next to fucking toilet. Mind you I was sober. So I got up and said to myslelf "WTF?" and went to bed. The next mornign there was water all over the goddamn floor when I walked in. I stepped in it and decided to sniff it to make sure I dindn't just piss all over the floor the night before. It was w3ater. Thank god I didn't crack my head and drown in a bowl of my own piss and blood. That would have been a fitting end to my life wouldn't it? Soaked it up with towels and went to work. "worst day of my life...what the heck do you think?" Came home and there was another big puddle. Told the landlady and she said someone would take care of it. As I was fallign asleep the next night I heard drips. Upon further investigation I foudn the back of the toilet tank to be cracked. Apparetnly I fucked the toilet up when I fell to the floor for my quick nap. Now I'm paying $2.50 a load of laundry for towles to throw on the floor to clean up shitter water. Still leaking and I'm still pissed. My towels are saying "wanna get high?" I can tell it's just gonna be one of those weeks. Atleast I got a few bottles to get me through. I was talking to JodayKay tonight and she brought it to myu attentino that I'm one of those "glass is half empty" kinda guys. I don't know what's good until it's gone. And my bottle of SoCo is almost gone. There's a new away message!
Saturday night I watched Napolean Dynamite at B's house with Kyle and Matt and Salamander and Thelen. Good time. Thought the movei was much funnier than the 1st time I'd wathced it. SO i decided to watch it again Sunday night sober by myself wihen I was too lazy to go to the Bloackbuster. Movei fucking sucked ass. Make a long story short I fell asleep. Woke up and took a piss. But somewhere in that process I fell asleep again. Dunno if I flushed or even put my piece awayl. But anywhow, I woke up on the floor of the bathroom next to fucking toilet. Mind you I was sober. So I got up and said to myslelf "WTF?" and went to bed. The next mornign there was water all over the goddamn floor when I walked in. I stepped in it and decided to sniff it to make sure I dindn't just piss all over the floor the night before. It was w3ater. Thank god I didn't crack my head and drown in a bowl of my own piss and blood. That would have been a fitting end to my life wouldn't it? Soaked it up with towels and went to work. "worst day of my life...what the heck do you think?" Came home and there was another big puddle. Told the landlady and she said someone would take care of it. As I was fallign asleep the next night I heard drips. Upon further investigation I foudn the back of the toilet tank to be cracked. Apparetnly I fucked the toilet up when I fell to the floor for my quick nap. Now I'm paying $2.50 a load of laundry for towles to throw on the floor to clean up shitter water. Still leaking and I'm still pissed. My towels are saying "wanna get high?" I can tell it's just gonna be one of those weeks. Atleast I got a few bottles to get me through. I was talking to JodayKay tonight and she brought it to myu attentino that I'm one of those "glass is half empty" kinda guys. I don't know what's good until it's gone. And my bottle of SoCo is almost gone. There's a new away message!