will recount to you my tale of how i came to see that my real id now works as well as my fake

i met leslie nielsen.  he is one old, yet spry ass motherfucker.  also i drank a bunch of crown royal on the tab of the great nation of canada (i take back some of the bad things i said about them).  i also saw al gore at some point randomly.  also excellent ( Read more... )

let me just say that this placement for my internship could not have been much better. that day of awesome that i'm alluding to, heres what i did:

first, we went to go see King Abdullah of Jordan speak to a joint session of congress. yes, yes thats right, i went there. not only that, but i didnt just stand up in the gallery (the balcony of the ( Read more... )

this has to be continued sometime later... but if you get the chance, remind me to tell you about the day that wouldve been perfect if only i remembered to bring a lucky penny to work.

so this is kinda a big update... nah not really. i'm too lazy ( Read more... )

i spent the whole day today in front of the computer. it sucked

there are only two places i've ever been to where they tell you not to drink the water... mexico and the capitol buildings.

kinda makes ya think

congressman came back. had to wear a suit. the office was full of people all fuckin day. got lunch for free on the program, then got myself some chinese and demolished almost all of it last night. also i pretty much finished filling out a bunch of my stuff for study abroad, at least all the forms that are due by thursday. yarrrrgh

yeah so totally forgot to wear that thing to work today, so it really is anyones guess how many steps i took today. work was awful today. folded about 6.3 billion letters today. not really. just 1700... not kidding. and each letter had 6 pages. hate. but in better news, we're starting our congressman shadow days, so every now and then i will ( Read more... )

if youre wondering where all that walking came from... that would be me walking from cannon house office building to russell senate building to do the worlds biggest bitch chore ever. its such a bitch job, i refuse to name it. i also gave a tour of the capitol building today... fuckin 8th graders ( Read more... )

ok so i really didnt just walk nowhere today, but i didnt have work. it felt appropriate. woke up at 11 to get myself to church for ash wednesday. givin up coke for lent. hung out with liz, got some tex mex (no meat!). then i went to class at 5 in the cannon building, then went bowling. i bowled pretty straight up awful. my best score was a ( Read more... )