Banana.

[krasota]

Tom has always kept his wallet in his front hip pockets. When wearing tight jeans (usually on-stage), he's taken to just using a makeshift moneyclip for a few bucks and his ID

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I came here to defend the hipster man-purse...

[starplucker]

...until I read "butt pontoons." I think I have a new favorite thing.

[morgahn]

I rather like the butt pontoons idea. The name just sounds awesome.

[vito_excalibur]

According to my chiropractor, the thing to do to fight uneven butt is to switch wallet pockets every day!

[djdead]

Just so he doesn't feel alone, and because I don't know many others that do: I usually carry my wallet in my front pocket too, but for security reasons. It's statistically less likely to get stolen there. If my wallet can't fit in the front pocket, I don't wear the jeans/shorts/whatever. During the winter months, when jackets are wearable, I'll carry it in the front inside pocket of whatever jacket I have on. My favorite jacket (from scottevest.com) has a zipper on nearly all pockets, so you can put anything in just about any pocket and feel secure with it there.

/ramble off

[krasota]

Yes, security is a fairly major reason why he's kept it in his front pocket. We lived in DC for a long time, it just made sense. He could also start wearing a bra and stash his stuff there.

[queensheba]

small messenger bag? my bf carries one and it looks pretty cool.