Reality Corner: Harry Potter and that NOT Witch

[kpepper]

So, after getting back into Pottersues lately and noting how over the top and ridiculous not only the sue characters are, but the reactions to them, I thought it would be fun to pick some of the most ridiculous and rewrite the excerpt with what would REALLY happen if someone attempted such behavior at Hogwarts! I hope I get some interest in this,

Comments

[jessicasaurus13]

I will have your adopted babies now.

I love that last line the most, but all of the story is good. I always wondered what would happen if the Sues attempted that kind of thing in canon.

And I just noticed that you published this the same day that Encyclopedia Dramatica died.

[kpepper]

Haha! I'm glad you like it. If another good opportunity comes along, I'll have to take it. It's good to know someone's reading; I think it'll make me post retarded stuff like this more often. XD

[often_partisan]

this was funny. it really improved upon the original fic :)

[kpepper]

Haha, thanks. XD I should do another of these when I see something properly bad.