Is it worse to say that I'm a Yankee or that I'm from Arkansas?

[kpage]

OMG, I think I just crossed some line over to white trash world. Because I had 2 double gin and tonics tonight and I am sitting here watching Maury (the episode is about teenage girls who think they want to get pregnant), buzzed on gin, and eating left over waffles.

Comments

[northofeden]

...have I taught you NOTHING????

[kpage]

Regarding which part?

[kpage]

At least it wasn't Jerry Springer. Geeze.

[majorbob]

While I'm sure you did it with style...