Stay classy, Allston / Objectumsexual, or luna-ma-tic?

[kozmicgreys]

Dear Diary,

Just as I started lowering my head down onto my pillow, some ass-hat pulled the fire alarm in my building. I put on some pants, grabbed some water and mosied downstairs to the lobby. There are always false alarms in this area, but I'd like to not mess around in case of actual fire. The fire department came in less than 6 minutes, which

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[recumbentgoat]

LOL! intimate with a piece of the Berlin Wall. damn. i think i read about this condition before where a woman married a ferris wheel. lol

[tiny_little_dot]

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay.