I got a new web space. I'll be journalizing over there. http://www.cyberjanitors.com

Bex, tell me how to do the sattelite thinger.

Brandy and I left the house on Thursday to travel to Fremont, NE before going to Minneapolis to get the kids. About 150 miles outside of Denver, we got caught in a pretty significant rainstorm. I didn't think much of it and just kept rolling along with the cruise set at 80 (remember this part). We crested the top of a rise and I saw a motorhome ( Read more... )

I'm going to need to take some mental health days off of work.

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How that hot chick could be with that putz...

I spoke with my boss in April sometime about how this summer would work if I was going to design it. I told him that I would like to work half days from home while the kids were here so I could spend more time with them and our customers would get served. He said that that plan would be fine, no problem, and all will be grand ( Read more... )

Vegas is absolutely, 99%, certain not to happen for me. Just outta vacation with the trip the mexico and other holidays throughout the year. Sorry guys ( Read more... )

Last night I played in a poker tournament. The guy running the event was some World Series of Poker player who started a Denver poker league (I don't remember the name). He was really cool to talk to and gave me and the people I was with a ton of pointers in terms of what hands to play with and which ones to walk away from. It didn't help me ( Read more... )

Ok, for all of you who began thinking this was a Michael Jackson kinda thing. You leave. Now. We don't joke that way on this board. Well we might, but never in the context that it would be Scary Uncle Koorz doing anything incredibly evil like that ( Read more... )

Did any of my Austonian friends have any real world moments? Get in a fight with the "drunk?" Get accused of being racists by the "angry minority?" Screw up the double mocha low-fat latte of the "bitch?" Have a 3-way with the "slut" and the "jock?"

Apparently I'm allergic to being married. Seriously. I've been married since May 17th. That's 17 days. I've sick with Mexican toliet flu, sinus congested hell, and normal old stomach flu almost everyday since then. Today I feel really good for the first time in weeks. I'm still a little stuffy but at least I have no skitters or puking. Ugh ( Read more... )

I bought a new vacuum cleaner today. The Dyson DC14 Animal machine. I'm pretty sure it will suck the very bones of the earth through my living room floor. I haven't tested this yet but I will let you know. (Is it a standard amongst geeks that you must remember the model numbers of things you buy?) The old one was pretty much crap when I bought ( Read more... )