So I was drinking thinking the other day, and I've decided to take your suggestions on a very important matter. On what?

MISSIONS! Yes, your favourite subject of all time. What would YOU like to see more of? Less of? Is there a level that you'd like to stay within, or defer to someone else ( Read more... )

 I recently got some time off and I'm wondering if anyone would like to go camping with me? Being shinobi, there will be, of course, sparring and/or games with a more violent nature. The camping trip has the potential to last up until a week, but can also be cut short, depending on the participants ( Read more... )

Um...I'm looking for some top-quality fertilizer and a nice watering can, not too expensive. Someone needs to tend to the environment...And if you could find some recycling bins, that would be nice. I mean, there is a lot of trash around this place, and we could recycle it instead of just making tons of useless rubbish ( Read more... )

I am a young healthy artist from the land of Fire, searching for a model for paintings ( Read more... )

I am getting real fucking sick of you stopping every half mile to start stabbing small woodland creatures, yourself, and the local shrubbery.

Yes, you idiot. That giant green thing two miles back was a fucking shrubbery!

Additionally, learn to clean up after yourself. All that blood fucking stinks.Oh, and tell your faggy friend to quit leering ( Read more... )

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Male nukenin seeks same for NSA sex.

I'll get a room and all the necessary protection, you just have to come. No pun intended.

No creepy snakes, no teammates, no glasses wearing freaks or overly flamboyant fags.

Let's just have sex, make it nice and then forget we even met.

You'd be surprised as to how many places don't have any.

I've decided to move out of my previous living space, and I'm planning to move to the other side of the village away from that melty-faced guy any memories of my life up 'til now. It's for a new change of pace. Forgive me, dear roommate-for-6-years! Although, I guess the farewells will not be ( Read more... )

Since I'm not going to do your leader a favor by telling my partner the obvious because I'm not speaking with that--, I'll do it myself:

I can't wait to kill you. :]

See you soon~

Fifteen-year-old kunoichi seeking a new best female friend. Preferably one who WON'T stab me in the back and try to make me look bad in front of the love of my life hottest guy I've ever seen boy she KNOWS I'm interested in.

Due to my profession, I'm almost constantly surrounded by males, and one can only take so many jokes centered around bodily ( Read more... )