Saiyuki Doujinshi: Love Revolution
I seem to be on a marriage doujinshi roll... Back to the Nouzen Kazura 39 AUs, this one is a NON-WORKSAFE story set about one year before... well, Nouzen Kazura doesn't specify, but I assume it's the prequel to Curry Rice no Otoko. It can stand alone, at any rate.
Sendspace link to the raw doujin here (f-locked). I don't have the Curry Rice no Otoko raws linked there, because I lost the files in a computer crash last year, sorry.
Love Revolution by Nouzen Kazura
P1
One year ago-Spring
[Gojyo]: I did say to tell him, but I didn’t actually think you’d go and do it... Get married I mean. And you’re even having a ceremony...
[Goku]: Hmph. What’s your problem! You didn’t have to come if you didn’t-
(running footsteps; slam!)
[Homura]: Goku!
P2
[Homura]: (pant)
[Goku]: Homura?!
(clatter)
[Homura]: Well, I managed to take a long vacation for the first time in a while. I just got in to Japan today.
[Goku]: Hey, you shoulda said something earlier! We coulda gone to pick you up at least. Ahaha
[Homura]: I thought I’d surprise you. But I’m the one who was surprised!
(grab; anger anger anger)
[Homura]: What is this wedding invitation?!
[Goku]: Wah! Wait wait wait! Hold up Homura!
(pat)
[Homura]: Ooh, I see. This is “Dokkiri*”. You knew I was coming back today and you decided to surprise me with this farce, right? Goku...
[Goku]: No, it’s for real.
(flatly)
*Dokkiri [ドッキリ] is a hidden camera show
P3
[Goku]: I feel bad for not telling you anything, since we grew up in the same orphanage and you looked out for me like a brother... Sorry.
He knew...
[Goku]: But... It’s something I’ve thought about on my own and decided on my own, so I didn’t want anyone else to say anything against it.
He knew I’d oppose if he said anything...
[Goku]: I know I’m taking the coward’s way out... but
[Homura]: I see.
Anyone else... I knew it, but being told so clearly still hurts.
(rustle)
[Homura]: If it’s something you decided, that’s fine. It’s your life; I have no right to tell you what to do. But I’m a little sad.
P8
(hug)
[Goku]: ... ‘M sorry. I love you Homura.
Love, huh...
[Homura]: Yeah, me too.
But it’s probably nothing more than what you’d feel toward a family member...
[Hakkai]: Ahh, what beautiful (adoptive) brotherly love ♪
[Gojyo]: Oh yeah?
P9
[Gojyo]: That’s not how it looks to me... Something’s definitely off here...
[Homura]: (thinking) Fuhuhu. If you thought I’d roll over and forgive you, you are so wrong. Since it’s come to this I’ll just have to get in your way as much as I can.
[Goku]: Homura? What’s up?
[Homura]: Nothing Goku ♥ But I’ve been wondering; what’s with your outfit...?
[Goku]: Huh? Oh, this! Sanzo said he didn’t really care about ritual so
(grab)
[Homura]: You can’t do that!
[Goku]: !? Wh-what!?
[Homura]: Wedding ceremonies mean brides! Anyone can get used to it once. You need a wedding dress!
P10
[Homura]: Or am I making a huge mistake here, and he (Sanzo)’s really the bride?!
(clench)
[Homura]: That pervert. Does he plan to marry my pure, innocent Goku in this crazy ceremony, and make him work his whole life, suck him dry and throw him away?!!
[Hakkai/Gojyo]: Woah.
[Goku]: Ho-Homura.
[Sanzo]: Like hell!!
(smack with flower vase)
[Homura]: Guha!
[Goku]: Eee!
P11
A/N: It’s Sanzo
[Sanzo]: I thought it was noisy over here.
(pissed off)
[Sanzo]: Why the hell are you here?
[Goku]: Sanzo?!
(Huh? Huh?; thud thud; drip drip)
[Homura]: Kk... Hitting someone over the head with a flower vase... That’s quite the greeting to the bride (Goku)’s brother.
[Sanzo]: Whose brother are you? Quit playing this sibling game; you’re not even blood-related.
(drip drip)
[Homura]: You still have no manners.
P12
[Sanzo]: I don’t have any manners to waste on you.
[Homura]: Oohh...
(flames roar)
[Sanzo]: You’ve got some nerve showing up here!
[Homura]: You have some nerve putting your hands on him while I was gone!
(cat fight)
[Sanzo]: Shut up! He’s not yours!
[Hakkai]: Goku... Don’t you think now might be a good time to rethink things?
[Gojyo]: Gyah, Hakkai! What’re you doing? They’re really going at it!
[Kanzeon]: Hey, idiots.
[All]: What?!
[Kanzeon]: It’s nearly time.
P13
The ceremony included only their closest acquaintances and friends, and was conducted solemnly.
[Reverend]: Do you, Genjo Sanzo, take...
[Sanzo]: I do.
[Whisper]: This’s actually really surprising.
[Whisper]: Oh?
[Whisper]: I mean, Sanzo hates this kinda stuff, so I never thought he’d do it.
[Reverend]: Do you, Son Goku, take...
[Goku]: I do.
[Reverend]: Then please exchange rings, and seal your vows with a kiss.
[Sanzo]: That’s right.
P14
(rustle)
[Sanzo]: We probably wouldn’t have had this ceremony if the old hag (Kanzeon) hadn’t brought it up... But this kind of stuff isn’t bad, once in a while... And if you say you don’t get what I just said, I’ll punch your lights out.
Sanzo...
[Goku]: Yeah.
This is just hearsay, but apparently Homura’s sudden return was all orchestrated by Kanzeon (with great consideration to Homura...)
P15
The Something City Hotel
(beep)
1:30 AM
(footsteps)
[Goku]: Gaaaah
P16
[Goku]: ‘M tired. So dead...
(flop)
[Sanzo]: ......
(hang up clothes; kicking legs)
[Goku]: Gaaah! I don’t believe it. No one told me getting married would be so tiring! And there was roasted lobster and beef and ham and melon and sushi and I didn’t get to eat any of it ‘cause I kept having to run all over the place. And after the ceremony there was a second party, and a third party, and a fourth party*... What the heck is a fourth party?! And there was nothing but booze, and who can drink on an empty stomach?! No one! (cries)
[Sanzo]: Shut up. If you’re tired, quit complaining and take a bath, then go to sleep.
[Goku]: Hey Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: What?
* Second parties [二次会] are normal; everyone moves to another bar and continues the drinking. Fourth parties [四次会] are overdoing it a little.
P17
[Goku]: Um... I’m really clumsy, but please take care of me*. Just kidding! I thought I’d say it for form’s sake, but it feels kinda weird. Ehehe.
[Sanzo]: ...... You... Who the hell says that lying down?!
(punch)
[Goku]: Ahaha. What’s the big deal? It’s just a tradition! (laughs)
[Sanzo]: You’re doing it wrong, idiot.
(touch)
[Goku]: ...... Sanzo?
(slide)
*New wives traditionally say something like this with a bow.
P18
[Goku]: nnn
(lean back; pant; grab; creak)
P19
[Goku]: Ah
Naturally, one should be prepared for this sort of thing on the wedding night...
[Goku]: W-wait, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: No take-backs.
[Goku]: Ah. That’s not it.
What’s going on...
(twinge; pant)
It’s so hot... something’s...
(shiver)
[Goku]: I haven’t taken a bath yet! I’m all stinky!
(push)
[Goku]: (thinking) Something’s not right. I’m not ready.
[Sanzo]: Hey.
[Goku]: S-sorry... Sanzo... Ah.
(blush; twinge)
[Sanzo]: ...Goku.
P20
[Sanzo]: Sorry.
[Goku]: San...zo.
(rub head)
[Sanzo]: I didn’t want to rush you... Are you still afraid?
It’s strange.
(gaze)
[Goku]: Uh-uh, it’s okay... I’m... I’m okay.
When I think that right now, the one in front of me is Sanzo... Just that thought transforms the confusion and even the unease I felt toward sleeping with someone,
[Goku]: ‘M sorry, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: Don’t apologize.
into joy that I get to touch.
P21
[Gojyo]: Ah-choo! Damn it’s cold.
[Hakkai]: Even though it’s spring the nights are still cold.
[Gojyo]: Agh... Right about now those two’re probably right in the middle of something hot and nasty, and us two guys are walking home all alone... Actually though... I’m kinda surprised those two were in that kinda relationship.
[Hakkai]: Hm? You didn’t know? I think Sanzo decided he wouldn’t touch Goku until they got married.
[Gojyo]: Whaaat? So, this really is their “first night”...?
[Hakkai]: I suppose so.
[Gojyo]: Geh. I don’t believe it. I couldn’t do it if I didn’t know how our bodies lined up.
[Hakkai]: Ahaha. You’re so blunt, Gojyo.
P22
[Gojyo]: But Goku got into college, right?
(click; lighting cigarette)
[Gojyo]: They didn’t really have to go for a “lifetime commitment”, yanno? It just seems like an excuse.
[Hakkai]: It’s hard for those two to admit they fit together, even though anyone looking at them could tell. Even coming this far took a lot of effort, but isn’t that okay? It’s something the two of them finally decided on, after all.
(snap)
[Gojyo]: Guess so. (exhale smoke)
[Hakkai]: Well Gojyo. What would you say to drinking a little more?
[Gojyo]: Oh! Sounds good! That’s what I’m all about!
[Hakkai]: Then shall we get going?
P23
[Homura]: (hiccup) Gimme another.
[Barkeep]: Mister... Shouldn’t you quit now?
(wind blowing)
[Homura]: !!? ‘M fine! I feel like drinking today. But listen man... Y’wanna know what happened...
[Barkeep]: You’ve told me again and again, mister.
[Gojyo]: We’d better go home, right now!
[Hakkai]: You’re right.
(shuffling steps)
[Sanzo]: Can’t sleep?
P24
[Goku]: ...Sanzo?!
[Sanzo]: ... Does it hurt?
[Goku]: Ah!
(blush)
[Goku]: N-nah, I’m fine, it’s okay.
Even when I look at the ring on my finger, it still doesn’t feel real.
[Sanzo]: That’s good.
It’s like I’m dreaming... but
(twist)
[Goku]: Agh.
[Sanzo]: But you know, I’ve got to get you more used to this.
This sweet tingling and faint ache I feel
(bright red)
[Goku]: What!
They tell me that this isn’t a dream.
[Goku]: You’re a perv, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: Stupid. This is normal.
I held within my arms the greatest happiness and the greatest reality...
The two lived happily ever after.
P25
Extra: The reason why Goku wasn’t in a wedding dress
[Ladies]: Aah, this is the first time we’ve gotten to doll up a boy! What should we do?
[Goku]: Aaaah! No! Help!
Waiting time: close to one hour
(getting pissed off)
[Sanzo]: This is taking too long.
[Ladies]: Sorry to keep you waiting ♪
[Sanzo]: You’re late.
[Goku]: Um, y’know...
Not only did they do his outfit, they put makeup on him!
[Goku]: This doesn’t work, does it?
(flush)
[Sanzo]: No .
(rejected)
He wanted to continue with “It’s good”, but the words stopped and he can’t follow up now.
[Lady]: I knew we should have gone with the suit.
[Lady]: No! He looks good like this! A suit would be boring!
(dash)
[Goku]: Uwaaah! I’m so embarrassed! (cries)
P26
Forward
Hello, Hinata Nokage here! I’m out of time so these notes are hand written... sorry for the messy writing.
I’ve finally finished this marriage book, set about 1 year (?) earlier! But the plot I originally thought of changed a lot, so I wonder if this is still plausible? No, isn’t there a bigger problem than that?! Well, if you enjoy this gap between common sense and delusion, who cares? (dies) Sorry I’m insane.
Sendspace link to the raw doujin here (f-locked). I don't have the Curry Rice no Otoko raws linked there, because I lost the files in a computer crash last year, sorry.
Love Revolution by Nouzen Kazura
P1
One year ago-Spring
[Gojyo]: I did say to tell him, but I didn’t actually think you’d go and do it... Get married I mean. And you’re even having a ceremony...
[Goku]: Hmph. What’s your problem! You didn’t have to come if you didn’t-
(running footsteps; slam!)
[Homura]: Goku!
P2
[Homura]: (pant)
[Goku]: Homura?!
(clatter)
[Homura]: Well, I managed to take a long vacation for the first time in a while. I just got in to Japan today.
[Goku]: Hey, you shoulda said something earlier! We coulda gone to pick you up at least. Ahaha
[Homura]: I thought I’d surprise you. But I’m the one who was surprised!
(grab; anger anger anger)
[Homura]: What is this wedding invitation?!
[Goku]: Wah! Wait wait wait! Hold up Homura!
(pat)
[Homura]: Ooh, I see. This is “Dokkiri*”. You knew I was coming back today and you decided to surprise me with this farce, right? Goku...
[Goku]: No, it’s for real.
(flatly)
*Dokkiri [ドッキリ] is a hidden camera show
P3
[Goku]: I feel bad for not telling you anything, since we grew up in the same orphanage and you looked out for me like a brother... Sorry.
He knew...
[Goku]: But... It’s something I’ve thought about on my own and decided on my own, so I didn’t want anyone else to say anything against it.
He knew I’d oppose if he said anything...
[Goku]: I know I’m taking the coward’s way out... but
[Homura]: I see.
Anyone else... I knew it, but being told so clearly still hurts.
(rustle)
[Homura]: If it’s something you decided, that’s fine. It’s your life; I have no right to tell you what to do. But I’m a little sad.
P8
(hug)
[Goku]: ... ‘M sorry. I love you Homura.
Love, huh...
[Homura]: Yeah, me too.
But it’s probably nothing more than what you’d feel toward a family member...
[Hakkai]: Ahh, what beautiful (adoptive) brotherly love ♪
[Gojyo]: Oh yeah?
P9
[Gojyo]: That’s not how it looks to me... Something’s definitely off here...
[Homura]: (thinking) Fuhuhu. If you thought I’d roll over and forgive you, you are so wrong. Since it’s come to this I’ll just have to get in your way as much as I can.
[Goku]: Homura? What’s up?
[Homura]: Nothing Goku ♥ But I’ve been wondering; what’s with your outfit...?
[Goku]: Huh? Oh, this! Sanzo said he didn’t really care about ritual so
(grab)
[Homura]: You can’t do that!
[Goku]: !? Wh-what!?
[Homura]: Wedding ceremonies mean brides! Anyone can get used to it once. You need a wedding dress!
P10
[Homura]: Or am I making a huge mistake here, and he (Sanzo)’s really the bride?!
(clench)
[Homura]: That pervert. Does he plan to marry my pure, innocent Goku in this crazy ceremony, and make him work his whole life, suck him dry and throw him away?!!
[Hakkai/Gojyo]: Woah.
[Goku]: Ho-Homura.
[Sanzo]: Like hell!!
(smack with flower vase)
[Homura]: Guha!
[Goku]: Eee!
P11
A/N: It’s Sanzo
[Sanzo]: I thought it was noisy over here.
(pissed off)
[Sanzo]: Why the hell are you here?
[Goku]: Sanzo?!
(Huh? Huh?; thud thud; drip drip)
[Homura]: Kk... Hitting someone over the head with a flower vase... That’s quite the greeting to the bride (Goku)’s brother.
[Sanzo]: Whose brother are you? Quit playing this sibling game; you’re not even blood-related.
(drip drip)
[Homura]: You still have no manners.
P12
[Sanzo]: I don’t have any manners to waste on you.
[Homura]: Oohh...
(flames roar)
[Sanzo]: You’ve got some nerve showing up here!
[Homura]: You have some nerve putting your hands on him while I was gone!
(cat fight)
[Sanzo]: Shut up! He’s not yours!
[Hakkai]: Goku... Don’t you think now might be a good time to rethink things?
[Gojyo]: Gyah, Hakkai! What’re you doing? They’re really going at it!
[Kanzeon]: Hey, idiots.
[All]: What?!
[Kanzeon]: It’s nearly time.
P13
The ceremony included only their closest acquaintances and friends, and was conducted solemnly.
[Reverend]: Do you, Genjo Sanzo, take...
[Sanzo]: I do.
[Whisper]: This’s actually really surprising.
[Whisper]: Oh?
[Whisper]: I mean, Sanzo hates this kinda stuff, so I never thought he’d do it.
[Reverend]: Do you, Son Goku, take...
[Goku]: I do.
[Reverend]: Then please exchange rings, and seal your vows with a kiss.
[Sanzo]: That’s right.
P14
(rustle)
[Sanzo]: We probably wouldn’t have had this ceremony if the old hag (Kanzeon) hadn’t brought it up... But this kind of stuff isn’t bad, once in a while... And if you say you don’t get what I just said, I’ll punch your lights out.
Sanzo...
[Goku]: Yeah.
This is just hearsay, but apparently Homura’s sudden return was all orchestrated by Kanzeon (with great consideration to Homura...)
P15
The Something City Hotel
(beep)
1:30 AM
(footsteps)
[Goku]: Gaaaah
P16
[Goku]: ‘M tired. So dead...
(flop)
[Sanzo]: ......
(hang up clothes; kicking legs)
[Goku]: Gaaah! I don’t believe it. No one told me getting married would be so tiring! And there was roasted lobster and beef and ham and melon and sushi and I didn’t get to eat any of it ‘cause I kept having to run all over the place. And after the ceremony there was a second party, and a third party, and a fourth party*... What the heck is a fourth party?! And there was nothing but booze, and who can drink on an empty stomach?! No one! (cries)
[Sanzo]: Shut up. If you’re tired, quit complaining and take a bath, then go to sleep.
[Goku]: Hey Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: What?
* Second parties [二次会] are normal; everyone moves to another bar and continues the drinking. Fourth parties [四次会] are overdoing it a little.
P17
[Goku]: Um... I’m really clumsy, but please take care of me*. Just kidding! I thought I’d say it for form’s sake, but it feels kinda weird. Ehehe.
[Sanzo]: ...... You... Who the hell says that lying down?!
(punch)
[Goku]: Ahaha. What’s the big deal? It’s just a tradition! (laughs)
[Sanzo]: You’re doing it wrong, idiot.
(touch)
[Goku]: ...... Sanzo?
(slide)
*New wives traditionally say something like this with a bow.
P18
[Goku]: nnn
(lean back; pant; grab; creak)
P19
[Goku]: Ah
Naturally, one should be prepared for this sort of thing on the wedding night...
[Goku]: W-wait, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: No take-backs.
[Goku]: Ah. That’s not it.
What’s going on...
(twinge; pant)
It’s so hot... something’s...
(shiver)
[Goku]: I haven’t taken a bath yet! I’m all stinky!
(push)
[Goku]: (thinking) Something’s not right. I’m not ready.
[Sanzo]: Hey.
[Goku]: S-sorry... Sanzo... Ah.
(blush; twinge)
[Sanzo]: ...Goku.
P20
[Sanzo]: Sorry.
[Goku]: San...zo.
(rub head)
[Sanzo]: I didn’t want to rush you... Are you still afraid?
It’s strange.
(gaze)
[Goku]: Uh-uh, it’s okay... I’m... I’m okay.
When I think that right now, the one in front of me is Sanzo... Just that thought transforms the confusion and even the unease I felt toward sleeping with someone,
[Goku]: ‘M sorry, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: Don’t apologize.
into joy that I get to touch.
P21
[Gojyo]: Ah-choo! Damn it’s cold.
[Hakkai]: Even though it’s spring the nights are still cold.
[Gojyo]: Agh... Right about now those two’re probably right in the middle of something hot and nasty, and us two guys are walking home all alone... Actually though... I’m kinda surprised those two were in that kinda relationship.
[Hakkai]: Hm? You didn’t know? I think Sanzo decided he wouldn’t touch Goku until they got married.
[Gojyo]: Whaaat? So, this really is their “first night”...?
[Hakkai]: I suppose so.
[Gojyo]: Geh. I don’t believe it. I couldn’t do it if I didn’t know how our bodies lined up.
[Hakkai]: Ahaha. You’re so blunt, Gojyo.
P22
[Gojyo]: But Goku got into college, right?
(click; lighting cigarette)
[Gojyo]: They didn’t really have to go for a “lifetime commitment”, yanno? It just seems like an excuse.
[Hakkai]: It’s hard for those two to admit they fit together, even though anyone looking at them could tell. Even coming this far took a lot of effort, but isn’t that okay? It’s something the two of them finally decided on, after all.
(snap)
[Gojyo]: Guess so. (exhale smoke)
[Hakkai]: Well Gojyo. What would you say to drinking a little more?
[Gojyo]: Oh! Sounds good! That’s what I’m all about!
[Hakkai]: Then shall we get going?
P23
[Homura]: (hiccup) Gimme another.
[Barkeep]: Mister... Shouldn’t you quit now?
(wind blowing)
[Homura]: !!? ‘M fine! I feel like drinking today. But listen man... Y’wanna know what happened...
[Barkeep]: You’ve told me again and again, mister.
[Gojyo]: We’d better go home, right now!
[Hakkai]: You’re right.
(shuffling steps)
[Sanzo]: Can’t sleep?
P24
[Goku]: ...Sanzo?!
[Sanzo]: ... Does it hurt?
[Goku]: Ah!
(blush)
[Goku]: N-nah, I’m fine, it’s okay.
Even when I look at the ring on my finger, it still doesn’t feel real.
[Sanzo]: That’s good.
It’s like I’m dreaming... but
(twist)
[Goku]: Agh.
[Sanzo]: But you know, I’ve got to get you more used to this.
This sweet tingling and faint ache I feel
(bright red)
[Goku]: What!
They tell me that this isn’t a dream.
[Goku]: You’re a perv, Sanzo.
[Sanzo]: Stupid. This is normal.
I held within my arms the greatest happiness and the greatest reality...
The two lived happily ever after.
P25
Extra: The reason why Goku wasn’t in a wedding dress
[Ladies]: Aah, this is the first time we’ve gotten to doll up a boy! What should we do?
[Goku]: Aaaah! No! Help!
Waiting time: close to one hour
(getting pissed off)
[Sanzo]: This is taking too long.
[Ladies]: Sorry to keep you waiting ♪
[Sanzo]: You’re late.
[Goku]: Um, y’know...
Not only did they do his outfit, they put makeup on him!
[Goku]: This doesn’t work, does it?
(flush)
[Sanzo]: No .
(rejected)
He wanted to continue with “It’s good”, but the words stopped and he can’t follow up now.
[Lady]: I knew we should have gone with the suit.
[Lady]: No! He looks good like this! A suit would be boring!
(dash)
[Goku]: Uwaaah! I’m so embarrassed! (cries)
P26
Forward
Hello, Hinata Nokage here! I’m out of time so these notes are hand written... sorry for the messy writing.
I’ve finally finished this marriage book, set about 1 year (?) earlier! But the plot I originally thought of changed a lot, so I wonder if this is still plausible? No, isn’t there a bigger problem than that?! Well, if you enjoy this gap between common sense and delusion, who cares? (dies) Sorry I’m insane.