Saiyuki Doujinshi: Love x2 (p 23-44)
Love x2 by Dark Hare in the Sea is a collection of 4 "newly wed" stories, two 58 ones and two 39 ones. Each of these stand-alone AU stories is nearly work-safe, but they all have a few pages of NON-WORKSAFE content.
This second story is Misumi Tanaka's snippet of a day in the life of rich man Sanzo and his "wife", pizza boy Goku. ...It's not as porny as the summary makes it seem.
(f-locked) Download here
P 1-21 here
P23
Sanzo x Goku by Tanaka Misumi
Husband: Genjo Sanzo (age 27)
Job: I think he’s a Pu-Tarou*. But he says he's rich
Wife: Goku (nee Son) (age 20)
Job: I got a part time job. It’s at a pizza place
*Pu-Tarou (プー太郎) is a name for a guy who could work, but doesn’t. He’s related to the NEET (ニート) and the freeter (フリータ)
How you met through current day:
When I was in elementary school I went to a calligraphy school and Sanzo was in the class above me and he was super pretty so I kissed him and he punched me and that’s how it started.
And then I got Koumyou Sensei to tell me where Sanzo lived and I went over to play and it was like that for a loooooong time but Aunty said I could marry into the family and when I was 18 we were gonna get married so I went to Sanzo’s place on my birthday and got kicked out. But he promised when we were in elementary school so that’s not fair. When I turned 20 Sanzo said I could do what people thought so right then I moved into Sanzo’s house and, well, lots of stuff happened and we got married in November and now it’s now. I’m really happy I get to be with Sanzo every day. Yay.
Oh, for our honeymoon we went to Atami for 2 weeks. We relaxed and there was lots of good food, so that was fun.
You’re really a monkey brain. I have no words for how stupid you are. Don’t lie.
Whaaat? But it’s true, meanie!
Map of your new home:
※ Koumyou Sensei is Sanzo’s uncle who runs a calligraphy school
※ Sanzo’s parents passed away when he was 24. The verbal promise refers to when he was in elementary school.
※ What people thought referts to what other people misconstrued when they heard the general situation
P25
(toss)
[Sanzo]: What did you do? The portrait shelf it all messed up. Hand ‘em over.
(kaki-pi*; toss)
[Goku]: Let it go this time. It’s boring all by myself
(bam! gyaah)
(hates normal photos)
[Sanzo]: Not good enough
[Goku]: Uwaaaaah
Later on
Desperately trying
Usual photo
Sanzo’s way back here
*kaki-pi, short for kaki-peanuts, are a mix snack of kaki (senbei crescents) and peanuts
P26
(A/N: It’s the gate...
Genjo
5:00 AM Wake up
(click, snore)
P27
5:30 AM Read last night’s paper and this morning’s paper
6:30 AM Make breakfast
(step step)
[Sanzo]: Now he gets up. ‘Ch
(A/N: Men’s cooking)
P28
(twitch)
The noisy one’s here
[Goku]: Good morning ♥
7:30 AM get busy
[Goku]: San -mmph
(smack)
[Sanzo]: Idiot
[Goku]: ‘Ch. Failed again today. And you’re already eating. You stopped the alarm clock again, didn’t you
[Sanzo]: You fail every day. Give up already. And quit being so annoying
(boo; glance)
[Sanzo]: Hurry up and eat
[Goku]: Right
P29
[Goku]: More
(donburi)
[Sanzo]: (thinks) He’s a back hole
[Goku]: Yay
8:30 AM feed fish
(toss; mrow!; rustle)
[Sanzo]: Hn
(sprinkle)
P30
(urg; stomp)
[Goku]: Yay
[Sanzo]: Ugeh, can’t dodge
[Goku]: I’m leaving
(pat)
[Sanzo]: (thinks) He really is an alien..
Don’t be so clingy. Get going
(wave wave)
P31
[Goku]: I’ll be back
(urr; step step)
[Sanzo]: (sigh) Damnit. Piss me off. Feels like I lost
8:45 AM go to part time job
[Goku]: I did it. Lucky ♥ I’m gonna try the same thing tomorrow ♥♥
(A/N: But aside from this time he couldn’t get the timing right)
[Sanzo]: He finally left
9:00 AM work
(door slides close)
...
P32
10:00 PM* work
[Goku]: Togen Pizza. I’ve brought your pizza (thinks) Only 5 more hours. Hope it goes by fast
1:00 PM lunch
[Lirin]: Lucky
[Goku]: Hehe, I’m not giving you any
(A/N: He put together the food that Sanzo made)
[Lirin]: Please share, please please please ♥
[Goku]: No
*I think they meant 10:00 AM
P33
2:00 PM work
[Goku]: Umm...
[Sanzo]: Damn. Made too much. Guess I’ll have tea
3:00 PM tea time
[Sanzo]: ... Super annoying... somehow...
P34
[Man]: You work until 6 today
(boo)
[Answering Machine]: So I’m gonna be late. Wait for me before you eat
[Sanzo]: Like I’d wait. Don’t call just for that
4:00 PM feed fish
[Sanzo]: Ah, you don’t look so good. Wonder if it’s because of this morning......... Is it that time already?...
6:30 PM Return home
[Goku]: Sanzo ♥ I’m home! Huh?
P35
[Goku]: He’s not here... There’s no smell... of food... Not here. Not here...... I’m home. Huh?
P36
[Sanzo]: It died
[Goku]: Ah
(A/N: carp)
[Goku]: We gotta... bury it...
P37
[Goku]: It’s the very first one you got from Koumyou Sensei, yeah?
[Sanzo]: I’m surprised you remembered, monkey brains
[Goku]: But it’s the same color as you, Sanzo. I know you took special care of this one. And you told me.
[Sanzo]: Monkey. Don’t say it
(twitch)
[Sanzo]: You’re not thinking anything good, anyway
[Goku]: Not
[Sanzo]: Nguh. What’re you doing?!
(squeeze)
[Goku]: This
P38
[Sanzo]: You idiot! Quit it, stupid monkey
(squeeze)
[Goku]: Doing this feels good, no nope!! Uwaaah
(stagger; waver)
[Sanzo]: Enough...
(shake shake)
[Goku]: I told you no
[Sanzo]: Get off
[Goku]: No. Listen to me for once. Stay still!
P39
[Sanzo]: You always do what you want to, whenever you want to
[Goku]: No I don’t! If I did I wouldn’t have to do this... You said you’d take me when I turned 20
[Sanzo]: Don’t lie... Besides, that was a misunderstanding
[Goku]: Ever since then... No, even before that, I’d decided that I’d do this...
P40
[Goku]: I can’t really tell when you’re sad or whatever, Sanzo, so said I’d do this... and warm you up
[Sanzo]: ... Let go. That’s not it
[Goku]: See, you’re loosening up. Even though I’m this close
(kiss)
[Goku]: You gotta be cold somewhere, so that’s why it’s not like usual. But I’m happy I get to touch you
[Sanzo]: ‘Ch
P41
[Goku]: I don’t want you to be cold, Sanzo. That’s why I want you to hurry up and get better. That would make me happy
[Sanzo]: Hey. I’m warm, right...... Don’t make such a happy face
[Goku]: hehe
8:00 PM...
[Sanzo]: (thinking) I think the monkey’s rubbing off on me...
P42
[Sanzo]: This thing...
(A/N: this thing)
[Sanzo]: I... love him...? I... there’s no way...
(A/N: he just tried saying it)
[Sanzo]: Aagh
[Goku]: Hehe. Thanks. I heard that. Heh, we’re all lovey-dovey ♥ I knew it
(annoyed; pops up; slide door)
P43
(rip)
[Goku]: Aaah... what should I do... Sanzo...
[Sanzo]: (sigh) Leave it for tomorrow, idiot. Let’s eat. Close the storm shutters and take a bath. You’ll catch cold
5:30 AM
In just 3 minutes his position changes so much
(snore; kick)
[Goku]: Good morn-oof
(bam)
[Sanzo]: You’re repapering the sliding door
[Goku]: Yeah
[Sanzo]: Hurry up and do it
(nuzzle)
[Sanzo]: Should have stopped
END
Next time: “Ski trip! Let’s go to the mountain”... just kidding
This second story is Misumi Tanaka's snippet of a day in the life of rich man Sanzo and his "wife", pizza boy Goku. ...It's not as porny as the summary makes it seem.
(f-locked) Download here
P 1-21 here
P23
Sanzo x Goku by Tanaka Misumi
Husband: Genjo Sanzo (age 27)
Job: I think he’s a Pu-Tarou*. But he says he's rich
Wife: Goku (nee Son) (age 20)
Job: I got a part time job. It’s at a pizza place
*Pu-Tarou (プー太郎) is a name for a guy who could work, but doesn’t. He’s related to the NEET (ニート) and the freeter (フリータ)
How you met through current day:
When I was in elementary school I went to a calligraphy school and Sanzo was in the class above me and he was super pretty so I kissed him and he punched me and that’s how it started.
And then I got Koumyou Sensei to tell me where Sanzo lived and I went over to play and it was like that for a loooooong time but Aunty said I could marry into the family and when I was 18 we were gonna get married so I went to Sanzo’s place on my birthday and got kicked out. But he promised when we were in elementary school so that’s not fair. When I turned 20 Sanzo said I could do what people thought so right then I moved into Sanzo’s house and, well, lots of stuff happened and we got married in November and now it’s now. I’m really happy I get to be with Sanzo every day. Yay.
Oh, for our honeymoon we went to Atami for 2 weeks. We relaxed and there was lots of good food, so that was fun.
You’re really a monkey brain. I have no words for how stupid you are. Don’t lie.
Whaaat? But it’s true, meanie!
Map of your new home:
※ Koumyou Sensei is Sanzo’s uncle who runs a calligraphy school
※ Sanzo’s parents passed away when he was 24. The verbal promise refers to when he was in elementary school.
※ What people thought referts to what other people misconstrued when they heard the general situation
P25
(toss)
[Sanzo]: What did you do? The portrait shelf it all messed up. Hand ‘em over.
(kaki-pi*; toss)
[Goku]: Let it go this time. It’s boring all by myself
(bam! gyaah)
(hates normal photos)
[Sanzo]: Not good enough
[Goku]: Uwaaaaah
Later on
Desperately trying
Usual photo
Sanzo’s way back here
*kaki-pi, short for kaki-peanuts, are a mix snack of kaki (senbei crescents) and peanuts
P26
(A/N: It’s the gate...
Genjo
5:00 AM Wake up
(click, snore)
P27
5:30 AM Read last night’s paper and this morning’s paper
6:30 AM Make breakfast
(step step)
[Sanzo]: Now he gets up. ‘Ch
(A/N: Men’s cooking)
P28
(twitch)
The noisy one’s here
[Goku]: Good morning ♥
7:30 AM get busy
[Goku]: San -mmph
(smack)
[Sanzo]: Idiot
[Goku]: ‘Ch. Failed again today. And you’re already eating. You stopped the alarm clock again, didn’t you
[Sanzo]: You fail every day. Give up already. And quit being so annoying
(boo; glance)
[Sanzo]: Hurry up and eat
[Goku]: Right
P29
[Goku]: More
(donburi)
[Sanzo]: (thinks) He’s a back hole
[Goku]: Yay
8:30 AM feed fish
(toss; mrow!; rustle)
[Sanzo]: Hn
(sprinkle)
P30
(urg; stomp)
[Goku]: Yay
[Sanzo]: Ugeh, can’t dodge
[Goku]: I’m leaving
(pat)
[Sanzo]: (thinks) He really is an alien..
Don’t be so clingy. Get going
(wave wave)
P31
[Goku]: I’ll be back
(urr; step step)
[Sanzo]: (sigh) Damnit. Piss me off. Feels like I lost
8:45 AM go to part time job
[Goku]: I did it. Lucky ♥ I’m gonna try the same thing tomorrow ♥♥
(A/N: But aside from this time he couldn’t get the timing right)
[Sanzo]: He finally left
9:00 AM work
(door slides close)
...
P32
10:00 PM* work
[Goku]: Togen Pizza. I’ve brought your pizza (thinks) Only 5 more hours. Hope it goes by fast
1:00 PM lunch
[Lirin]: Lucky
[Goku]: Hehe, I’m not giving you any
(A/N: He put together the food that Sanzo made)
[Lirin]: Please share, please please please ♥
[Goku]: No
*I think they meant 10:00 AM
P33
2:00 PM work
[Goku]: Umm...
[Sanzo]: Damn. Made too much. Guess I’ll have tea
3:00 PM tea time
[Sanzo]: ... Super annoying... somehow...
P34
[Man]: You work until 6 today
(boo)
[Answering Machine]: So I’m gonna be late. Wait for me before you eat
[Sanzo]: Like I’d wait. Don’t call just for that
4:00 PM feed fish
[Sanzo]: Ah, you don’t look so good. Wonder if it’s because of this morning......... Is it that time already?...
6:30 PM Return home
[Goku]: Sanzo ♥ I’m home! Huh?
P35
[Goku]: He’s not here... There’s no smell... of food... Not here. Not here...... I’m home. Huh?
P36
[Sanzo]: It died
[Goku]: Ah
(A/N: carp)
[Goku]: We gotta... bury it...
P37
[Goku]: It’s the very first one you got from Koumyou Sensei, yeah?
[Sanzo]: I’m surprised you remembered, monkey brains
[Goku]: But it’s the same color as you, Sanzo. I know you took special care of this one. And you told me.
[Sanzo]: Monkey. Don’t say it
(twitch)
[Sanzo]: You’re not thinking anything good, anyway
[Goku]: Not
[Sanzo]: Nguh. What’re you doing?!
(squeeze)
[Goku]: This
P38
[Sanzo]: You idiot! Quit it, stupid monkey
(squeeze)
[Goku]: Doing this feels good, no nope!! Uwaaah
(stagger; waver)
[Sanzo]: Enough...
(shake shake)
[Goku]: I told you no
[Sanzo]: Get off
[Goku]: No. Listen to me for once. Stay still!
P39
[Sanzo]: You always do what you want to, whenever you want to
[Goku]: No I don’t! If I did I wouldn’t have to do this... You said you’d take me when I turned 20
[Sanzo]: Don’t lie... Besides, that was a misunderstanding
[Goku]: Ever since then... No, even before that, I’d decided that I’d do this...
P40
[Goku]: I can’t really tell when you’re sad or whatever, Sanzo, so said I’d do this... and warm you up
[Sanzo]: ... Let go. That’s not it
[Goku]: See, you’re loosening up. Even though I’m this close
(kiss)
[Goku]: You gotta be cold somewhere, so that’s why it’s not like usual. But I’m happy I get to touch you
[Sanzo]: ‘Ch
P41
[Goku]: I don’t want you to be cold, Sanzo. That’s why I want you to hurry up and get better. That would make me happy
[Sanzo]: Hey. I’m warm, right...... Don’t make such a happy face
[Goku]: hehe
8:00 PM...
[Sanzo]: (thinking) I think the monkey’s rubbing off on me...
P42
[Sanzo]: This thing...
(A/N: this thing)
[Sanzo]: I... love him...? I... there’s no way...
(A/N: he just tried saying it)
[Sanzo]: Aagh
[Goku]: Hehe. Thanks. I heard that. Heh, we’re all lovey-dovey ♥ I knew it
(annoyed; pops up; slide door)
P43
(rip)
[Goku]: Aaah... what should I do... Sanzo...
[Sanzo]: (sigh) Leave it for tomorrow, idiot. Let’s eat. Close the storm shutters and take a bath. You’ll catch cold
5:30 AM
In just 3 minutes his position changes so much
(snore; kick)
[Goku]: Good morn-oof
(bam)
[Sanzo]: You’re repapering the sliding door
[Goku]: Yeah
[Sanzo]: Hurry up and do it
(nuzzle)
[Sanzo]: Should have stopped
END
Next time: “Ski trip! Let’s go to the mountain”... just kidding