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[konned]

I HATE THIS PLACE.

Yoruichi-san, I don't suppose you're still in the mood to donate hugs to the Cause Of Forlorn Plushies?

AND I'M NOT WEARING THIS!

[ooc; Because Kon's retarded, that strike is only filtered against Yuzu and Tomoyo. He thinks it's private. ._.b]

Comments

[scienceinacan]

Cause of Forlorn Plushies?

Pink dress? ♥

[konned]

Current Membership: Me, in Dire Need of a hug by a beautiful woman!

............Hell. IT'S NOT CUTE.

[scienceinacan]

Are you saying you're a talking, and living, plushie? ♥

It might be too big for you too...

[konned]

No, I'm not saying it, that's what I am, smart one.

It's not, goddamnit she freakin' made it to fit me. I WISH.

[anti_asymmetry]

Ah. The stuffed animal.

[konned]

The weirdo.

[anti_asymmetry]

That's a lovely dress.

[konned]

Shut the hell up.

[notawhiteant]

Kon-san, since you are a stuffed lion, why are you attracted to human females and not other stuffed lions? It doesn't make much sense.

[konned]

Because I'm just friggin' stuck in a stuffed lion body, that's why.

[notawhiteant]

You mean that's not your real body? Then what is your real body like?

[konned]

I don't freaking have one.

[skyblooming]

I'd say it matches your eyes.

[konned]

MY EYES ARE BLACK OKAY

[skyblooming]

Since when did black and pink not work decent together?

[konned]

Since RIGHT NOW

I'M ORANGE. ORANGE.

ALSO A GUY

[too_ugly]

We could try to put you into a cuter stuffed animal so that the dress would look better.

Women might want to hug you more after that.

[konned]

My sexy body is cute already!

[too_ugly]

It's a little pudgy in the tummy...

We could beat you against a wall to try and even it out a bit.

[konned]

IT'S NOT PUDGY!!