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[konned]

I HATE THIS PLACE.

Yoruichi-san, I don't suppose you're still in the mood to donate hugs to the Cause Of Forlorn Plushies?

AND I'M NOT WEARING THIS!

[ooc; Because Kon's retarded, that strike is only filtered against Yuzu and Tomoyo. He thinks it's private. ._.b]

Comments

[notawhiteant]

Kon-san, since you are a stuffed lion, why are you attracted to human females and not other stuffed lions? It doesn't make much sense.

[konned]

Because I'm just friggin' stuck in a stuffed lion body, that's why.

[notawhiteant]

You mean that's not your real body? Then what is your real body like?

[konned]

I don't freaking have one.

[notawhiteant]

What?!? How is that even possible?

[konned]

Cause I'm a friggin' mod-soul.

[notawhiteant]

...What does a mod-soul look like then?

[konned]

It doesn't look like anything, I'm a flippin' pill.

[notawhiteant]

So...you're a pill? That's gotta be tough. What would you do if you fell out of that stuffed lion?

[konned]

I don't just fall out, asshole.

[notawhiteant]

Well, what if someone reached inside and pulled you out, and then accidentally left you on the counter or something? Would there be nothing you could do?

[konned]

...What the hell do you think a pill can do?

[notawhiteant]

How did you get to be a pill in the first place? Were you're parents pills?

[konned]

Why the hell do you care?

No, my parents weren't pills, what sort of idea is that?

[notawhiteant]

Pesche is just curious.

So then, were they cough drops or gum-ball or something, if they weren't pills?

[konned]

Go to hell. I don't damn well have parents, okay?