My subconscious decided that last night was clearly the night for clay robots controlled by an Ancient Egyptian pharaoh with chainsaws and circlesaws (the robots, not the pharaoh) to chase me and threaten to cut off my nose and make a cut in my neck.
And my other dream had Hugh Laurie/House and Robert Sean Leonard/Wilson in some sort of dance contest and for some reason Robert Sean Leonard was also in the jury and I distinctly remember my mother being very appreciative of RSL's arse. In dream!mum's defence, it was a nice arse.
I want your dreams! I'd rather dream about Felicity Kendall than some weird clay robot thing with a chainsaw after me!
No, sorry, I have to insist on keeping Hugh Laurie and the dance contest to sooth the chainsaw dream. You already have Robert Bathurst, now don't get greedy.
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And my other dream had Hugh Laurie/House and Robert Sean Leonard/Wilson in some sort of dance contest and for some reason Robert Sean Leonard was also in the jury and I distinctly remember my mother being very appreciative of RSL's arse. In dream!mum's defence, it was a nice arse.
I want your dreams! I'd rather dream about Felicity Kendall than some weird clay robot thing with a chainsaw after me!
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But yes, chainsaws doth not a relaxing dream make.
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