"He'll still be solving murders, but on a spaceship!"

[kolaqube]

Me: Oh God, why is my entire life so meaningless and why do I feel so disconnected from society?
God: Yippee!  I am a Christian.

Er, Mr God is his nickname for me. Yeah, I know.

God:
Hi there .   Hi there  MR God.
Me:
 I'm a bit depressed tonight, excuse me.
God:
Are you taking any medication?
Me:
 No. Should I be?
God:
Are you serious?   What do you think?
Me

Comments

[dracothelizard]

Poirot in space? I smell a Red Dwarf crossover! Or a Doctor Who one!

[mysticheaven]

Well that PWNED. Still calling you MR God, I see. He's never quite got that, has he?

Poirot for the win though.
"JE SUIS DANS VOTRE SYSTÈME SOLAIRE, PWNING VOS ASTEROÏDES!"