Me: Oh God, why is my entire life so meaningless and why do I feel so disconnected from society?
God: Yippee!  I am a Christian.

Er, Mr God is his nickname for me. Yeah, I know.

God:
Hi there .   Hi there  MR God.
Me:
 I'm a bit depressed tonight, excuse me.
God:
Are you taking any medication?
Me:
 No. Should I be?
God:
Are you serious?   What do you think?
Me ( Read more... )

Inspired by mysticheaven who had a chat with our honourable deity, I decided to give this God a visit too. After accidently falling into a Monty Python sketch, I tried to teach him about popular culture and regretably got a bit Fangirl down the lines. Just as well he's got a great sense of humour. He didn't reveal too much but that's okay. Just wait until he ( Read more... )