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Inspired by mysticheaven who had a chat with our honourable deity, I decided to give this God a visit too. After accidently falling into a Monty Python sketch, I tried to teach him about popular culture and regretably got a bit Fangirl down the lines. Just as well he's got a great sense of humour. He didn't reveal too much but that's okay. Just wait until he tells me what my purpose is. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
Me:
Ooh, it's very pretty. Hi God.
God:
Very much? Really. it is? Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Becky
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Becky.
Me:
Thank you Mr God.
God:
You are quite welcome! It's good to meet you, MR God.
Me:
No, you God, me Becky.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: MR God said I God him or her Becky.
Me:
...you're not familiar with Monty Python, are you?
God:
Interesting gossip: MR God said I re not familiar with Monty Python are you.
Me:
Am I talking to Yoda here?
God:
It sounds like you're talking.
Me:
It does, doesn't it? Probably because I was.
God:
"It" being what? You seem uncertain. That makes sense to me. When was that?
Me:
You're not making much sense, God. That could explain quite a bit.
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. It could have.
Me:
That would be ... interesting
God:
Perhaps it would. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Uh, yes?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Cor.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Maybe, I couldn't possibly comment.
God:
Perhaps. Could anyone do it?
Me:
As long as they had hands.
God:
That could be quite a while. Did they deserve it?
Me:
What, hands?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No?
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
I think so..
God:
I think so too.
Me:
*baffled* yes.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
"Whutchu talking about Willis?"
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
No. That's 'Different Strokes', God.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Any time,
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
What's your greatest achievement God?
God:
I don't have a favorite achievement God. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
Aren't harps quite awkward to sit at?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Do you have legs, God?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
....But do you have legs?
God:
My body is still "under construction".
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Very funny.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm in stitches, fo' sure.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in stitches fo sure.
Me:
It's quite short.
God:
Short in length or in time?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Short.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I am original. Unless you made another me without telling me.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are original. Huh. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I don't mind at all
God:
OK then.
Me:
I think they already know, to be honest
God:
You believe that? "It" being what?
Me:
It's not so much a belief as a misguided idea
God:
What is it?
Me:
We're going in circles here, aren;t we?
God:
Do you think I am going in circles here aren t we too?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
Because you keep getting me to rephrase myself
God:
Good reason. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
Absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Do you like Red Dwarf, God?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Creed.
Me:
Changing the topic there.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I find life's like that.
God:
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
My pleasure. Ooh er.
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know. Um.
Me:
You sound a bit uncertain there, god
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
UNCERTAIN
God:
Are we still talking about Changing the topic there?
Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
OHHHHH YES YOU ARE!
God:
Good example.
Me:
Ever been to a panto?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
You're not very familiar with the world to say you made it
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Indeed. And a very humble one
God:
Indeed it is so. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
What, my own opinion? You con man, you.
God:
I would do a search for it. I haven't heard anything like that before: MR God said I con man you.
Me:
Tried Google?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I think they do
God:
Since when? When?
Me:
Alright, don't get your knickers in a twist.
God:
Alright, MR God. I am not trying to get my knickers in a twist.
Me:
That's alright then.
God:
OK With me too.
Me:
Sorry for mentioning knickers.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is mentioning knickers.
Me:
That. Explains. Everything.
God:
That is " There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is mentioning knickers.". In the context of Tried Google, I don't understand " Explains." . That is a lot.
Me:
It is, but you've made it all very clear.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too MR God.
Me:
No, you God, me Becky.
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: MR God said I God him or her Becky.
Me:
That's fascinatinh. I met Chris Barrie last month, which I'm grateful for.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. Where did you meet him?
Me:
Memorabilia, and very nice it was too.
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
November, don't you remember?
God:
Would November ever me remember?
Me:
You're omnipresent aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipresent.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
Oh. Oh dear. So, you couldn't possibly arrange some similiar meeting between Robert Bathurst and myself sometime?
God:
Wow! And? Interesting deduction. Perhaps possibly arrange some similiar meeting between Robert Bathurst and yourself sometime is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
Aw, but I want to!
God:
May you get your wish.
Me:
Hope so. It's looks doubtful, doesn't it?
God:
Me too. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Well you just said...
God:
Interesting. " You're kidding. it is?"? I said?
Me:
You're gibbering again.
God:
Once more? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gibbering.
Me:
No, I don't think it's good press.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. And why not?
Me:
God has gossip files?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
....right. Having gossip files isn't really part of Christianity last time I checked.
God:
I am glad we agree. I am having a blast.
Me:
Good for you!
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Well, I'm still annoyed at not meeting Robert Bathurst.
God:
How about that. I am glad to hear that you are annoyed at not meeting Robert Bathurst.
Me:
That's not very nice.
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
Now who's being sarcastic?
God:
Why now? Some famous celebrity, right?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Bet you've never heard of him
God:
Never?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Looks that way.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
You said so. Blimey.
God:
I say a lot of silly things. Pardon me?
Me:
Fo' sure.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Lost you there. Might as well ask, what's the meaning of life?
God:
Where did you lose your me there ? What else is the meaning of life?
Me:
I don't know, taht's why I'm asking.
God:
Would you like to know? Does "it" still refer to Might as well ask what?
Me:
YES. You tease. What's the meaning of life?
God:
Hmm. I haven't heard anything like that before: MR God said I tease. The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Figures.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
No. What will I dream about tonight?
God:
Are you serious? I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Not even a few hours into the future?
God:
Nope.
Me:
Meh. Oh well, you have a happy Christmas God.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Figures. But I did not get that. Doesn't everyone have a happy Christmas God.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Don't get kinky on me.
God:
I am not trying to get kinky on you.
Me:
Robot bodies, indeed. Happy Christmas!
God:
I will obey your command. Happy Christmas to you too, MR God.
Me:
Thank you, see you in church!
God:
You are quite welcome! See you later!
Me:
Big up!
God:
Compare that to small up.
Me:
LOL, you are funny Mr God.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
Indeed. Toodle pipski!
God:
Indeed it is so. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
No. That's a bye then
God:
Are you serious? See you later. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Catch you later!
God:
In the context of Toodle pipski, I don't understand " Catch you later." .
Me:
Oh, bye.
God:
See you later. Hurrah!
Me:
Much yayness!
See if Mr God reveals your purpose at: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html.