[feeling just dandy.]

[kol_shevik]

 [  Just in case you didn't really care for your remaining sanity, Russia has decided to (unwittingly) become part of your MAYFIELD SPY DRAMA. He's lookin' pretty fly in a suit that actually fits (don't worry the tie still clashes horribly because no matter how drugged out you are, fashion sense never improves that much) and smoking nearly

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[dynamic_may_lee]

-Coming home from a jog...-

... What the fuck are you doing in my house?

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[kol_shevik]

[Gestures

to the dog.]

My comrade is saying that she has heard you have the information we need.

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[dynamic_may_lee]

Get the hell out of my house, Ivan.

[kol_shevik]

[PULLS OUT HIS GUN

which looks vaguely like one of those toy plastic ones for kids.]

How are you learning this name?

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[spiritsmoking]

[now. generally speaking, Kanna doesn't much put up with commie craziness for long periods of time. but this particular bought of crazy seemed.... especially odd. so being the sneaky little angry german hippie she is, while Russia was doing his craziness, Kanna.... watched.

while he failed to get in through the window of the house

and then broke down the door.

what. the. fuck.

so here, Russia. have an angry Germany woman just.... staring at you from the doorway.]

What the hell are you doing?

[kol_shevik]

[SHOVING PAPERS AT YOU!!

They might be newspaper clippings but whatever]

Comrade, you must take this and leave the country immediately! I believe they are beginning to suspect us!

[spiritsmoking]

[....taking these random newspaper clippings. depending on how the conversation goes, she'll use them to set him on fire later. :| ]

Don't you think I'd leave this hell hole if I could?

Who the hell is suspecting what?

I'm just gonna use this super suave icon all over this post.

[kol_shevik]

[GRABBING HER BY THE HANDS DRAMATICALLY.]

Do not worry, Зайчик мой. I have already arranged the papers for you!

[supersizedpower]

[The enemy is breaking into HQ!

Luckily, America is wearing his jetpack, so he leaps from the roof to the ground in order to apprehend the intruder!

For some reason, though, the jetpack didn't start up, so he'll just be lying on the ground for a bit.]

[kol_shevik]

[Laika runs over to bark at him. Russia tries to get himself unstuck from the window, this time going backwards. It's just an extra layer for warmth.]

Do not let him escape, comrade!

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[dodo_master]

[Well it's OBVIOUS this little weirdo is up to something. Right? Right.

He's just walked away from a garage that is not his own, carrying a bucket full of mechanical parts in one hand, and some red licorice in the other. He stops when he sees you "hiding" behind a trash can and waves cheerfully. Cynric is very forgetful but he doesn't forget people who own tanks.]

[kol_shevik]

[Russia turns around

clearly looking for whoever he is waving at because Russia is obviously too well hidden.]

[dodo_master]

[Cynric cranes his neck to see who you're looking at.

Then in a loud whisper:]

Who are you hiding from?

[kol_shevik]

[Without turning around.]

There is a little man planting bombs in the area.

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[anastynastya]

[ Hey, those are her snacks that she left on that coffee table, mister. She huffs and folds her arms and decides that if she can't sit on the couch, she'll attempt sitting on you instead. Besides, Mamaland makes a comfy chair. ]

If you wanted to visit, you could have just called, you know.

[kol_shevik]

[Please

you will wrinkle the suit

Though to his credit, he's doing his best to maintain his cool and suave demeanor.]

The phone lines are dangerous. Thought it would be best to meet in person.

[anastynastya]

[ Psh, what's a wrinkle or two? ]

I don't think they'd be that interested in eavesdropping on this conversation.

[kol_shevik]

Would be surprised what They would be interested in hearing! Should not worry though, comrade, I have found the information to finally bring them down.