[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]
[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.
Learn them.
ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]
Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has used to, which Russia thinks is good thing but is also worrying. Perhaps something is wrong with heart, and Russia's true love will not want it but he will take it because will be one with Russia forever-
Russia will be one with Америка forever~! ★
...All children can come to the wedding.
[a giggle.]
[Blah blah random effects in the comments, if you want a specific one, leave it in the comments!]
Learn them.
ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]
Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has used to, which Russia thinks is good thing but is also worrying. Perhaps something is wrong with heart, and Russia's true love will not want it but he will take it because will be one with Russia forever-
Russia will be one with Америка forever~! ★
...All children can come to the wedding.
[a giggle.]
[Blah blah random effects in the comments, if you want a specific one, leave it in the comments!]