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We made a truce.
Sovetskiy Soyuz and The United States of Idiot America if you are still unable to recognize obscenely loud voice.
Right! Me and Russia.
Anyway, we're not fighting anymore. And our allies aren't fighting anymore either. Even if there's somebody you really think is a big fat jerk, it's important from now on to still try to get along with that big stupid jerk.
And comrades should refrain from crushing bloated scheming blind Capitalists with hammer for time being. Should stick to words to bring down fat and greedy bourgeoisie, as guns do not work for long in Mayfield town.
And the truce lasts until April at least. And if anybody breaks it sooner, then that would mean that person hates freedom and can't be trusted.
And is also a scheming liar who is out to destroy will of worker and bind proletariat in heavy chains of oppression!
Comrades in truce will not explode cars, shoot pellet guns or steal clothing of any kind.
All dogs who should remember loyalty to Russia and come crawling back will have...choice to remain neutral.
Right! And if there's a problem, just don't go and do stupid stuff! Or we'll be pretty mad!
That's it!
Russia is apologizing to comrades for having to listen to grating voice of idiot for so long! That is all.
Спасибо~!
[A click.]
####'t feel bad. Your voice is pretty grating, but it's okay in short doses.
...Get out of Russia's house.
Gladly!
[A small tinkling sound like something breaking against a wall, a door slamming, a huff that sounds like Russia and one final click--
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We made a truce.
Sovetskiy Soyuz and The United States of Idiot America if you are still unable to recognize obscenely loud voice.
Right! Me and Russia.
Anyway, we're not fighting anymore. And our allies aren't fighting anymore either. Even if there's somebody you really think is a big fat jerk, it's important from now on to still try to get along with that big stupid jerk.
And comrades should refrain from crushing bloated scheming blind Capitalists with hammer for time being. Should stick to words to bring down fat and greedy bourgeoisie, as guns do not work for long in Mayfield town.
And the truce lasts until April at least. And if anybody breaks it sooner, then that would mean that person hates freedom and can't be trusted.
And is also a scheming liar who is out to destroy will of worker and bind proletariat in heavy chains of oppression!
Comrades in truce will not explode cars, shoot pellet guns or steal clothing of any kind.
All dogs who should remember loyalty to Russia and come crawling back will have...choice to remain neutral.
Right! And if there's a problem, just don't go and do stupid stuff! Or we'll be pretty mad!
That's it!
Russia is apologizing to comrades for having to listen to grating voice of idiot for so long! That is all.
Спасибо~!
[A click.]
####'t feel bad. Your voice is pretty grating, but it's okay in short doses.
...Get out of Russia's house.
Gladly!
[A small tinkling sound like something breaking against a wall, a door slamming, a huff that sounds like Russia and one final click--