Why I May Be Retarded

[knotthatehhma]

So today I learned that I'm totally oblivious. Apparently over a month ago I was the object of two best friends affections. They were supposedly fighting over me? I never realized this was happening, I thought we were all friends who were having a boozy good time over summer....

So I'm retarded and here's why. They were calling to hangout almost

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[glowing_rd_eyes]

That gets easier as guys get older too. Some of us (the best of us) gain the ability to simply tell a woman that she's attractive.