[Accidental Video/Action]

[Jaime is lying face down on the ground outside, in his armor.  He's not moving.  At all.   After a rather long moment he jerks, gasps, and sits up.  The armor isn’t covering his face and he looks a bit worse for wear.]

Owww.  What happened?

[He holds his hand to his head.]

You killed me?!!

[He listens ( Read more... )

Being stuck in a dimensional nexus is no excuse for neglecting proper dental care.  Well, for those of you that actually have teeth, at least.  If it's been over six months since your last cleaning, I expect to see you in my office today. 

[Voice/accidental]

I don't care about your truce with nature--I don't like what these plants are doing to me.  Do you remember what happened with the Ents?  This is like that.  We have to fight them because they started it.  So make them stop.

Yes, because I say so.

Today is going to be fun.  I demand it be fun, because it is dodgeball and not even the city is not allowed to mess that up.  This almost makes up for the sad lack of lucha libre.  And maybe I have an unfair advantage--okay, I totally have an unfair advantage--but I don't care.

Anyone up for a midair game?

I'm sorry I had to cancel my shift at the library this morning.

The Scarab apparently crawled out of my back and went into hibernation mode during the night. I grabbed it and and ran out of the room, a bit panicked, and it suddenly reactivated. Had been shut down since midnight, so I knew it was a curse, and checked the Network. Thought it might ( Read more... )

[Video]

[Based on the camera angle, it must be stuck up a tree or something.  Into the frame rides a handsome young man, wearing blue armor that looks something like this.  Unfortunately, the effect of his dashing handsomeness is somewhat undermined by the fact that his noble "steed" is a gigantic blue scarab.]

Greetings citizens!  I am el Príncipe ( Read more... )

[Video]

[Jaime is basically using the camera as a mirror.]

I think my eyebrows are growing back in a little strangely, even though I had the Scarab speed the process up.  Do they look weird to you?

[pause, listening to something no one else can hear.  His eyebrows pretty much just look like eyebrows.]

Yeah, I know I should have been more specific about ( Read more... )

I just woke up.  I'm in a cage.  I seem to be stuck mid-transformation.

It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?

[ooc:  The sign says "See the Blue Freak!  An ordinary teenage boy turned into a monstrosity by an Evil Alien Space-Bug!  Please do not tap on the electric field."  Action for those who would like to visit.  He'll escape...eventually ( Read more... )

[Video]

[Jaime is clearly at the end of his rope here.]

If anyone was wondering, yes it is possible for just one of us to be affected by a curse (and today it is not me).  That said, it will make today run a lot more smoothly if you all talk about how cute the Scarab's "baby" is.

[Pause]

Sorry, our baby.  No, I didn't mean anything by those air ( Read more... )

I'm back.  I'm also suddenly very wet.  How are all of you?