Comments | knockoff_hero: Issue #12

knockoff_hero

Issue #12

Aug 09, 2009 17:32

Being stuck in a dimensional nexus is no excuse for neglecting proper dental care. Well, for those of you that actually have teeth, at least. If it's been over six months since your last cleaning, I expect to see you in my office today.

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gonnabefriendu August 9 2009, 22:07:46 UTC

Ah-

knockoff_hero August 9 2009, 22:13:37 UTC

Would you like to make an appointment?

gonnabefriendu August 9 2009, 22:15:54 UTC

But I don't like visiting the dentist.

knockoff_hero August 9 2009, 22:45:20 UTC

It's better to see the dentist regularly for preventative care than to have to go because you have lots of cavities to be filled or end up needed to have a tooth pulled.

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repeatshimself August 9 2009, 23:49:23 UTC

Dude.

Jamie?

knockoff_hero August 9 2009, 23:58:54 UTC

Hello, Billy, would you like to make an appointment?

repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:00:29 UTC

Uh. Dude.

You grow up to be a dentist?

knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:04:26 UTC

Of course. I've always wanted to be a dentist.

Have you been flossing?

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girlwithabow August 10 2009, 00:23:08 UTC

Interesting. Very interesting.

knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:29:04 UTC

Would you like to make an appointment?

[voice] starchilde_lost August 10 2009, 05:43:56 UTC

[Weak voice, hospital sounds in the background.]

...Dentist?

[voice] knockoff_hero August 11 2009, 03:49:10 UTC

Yeah, I'm a dentist, would you--

Where are you? Are you okay?

[voice] starchilde_lost August 11 2009, 03:52:10 UTC

Hospital. Bad night.

And I say again, dentist Jamie?

[voice] knockoff_hero August 11 2009, 15:56:41 UTC

What happened?

Yes, I'm a dentist. I've always been a dentist. Well, since I graduated dental school, I mean.

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