Issue #12

Aug 09, 2009 17:32

Being stuck in a dimensional nexus is no excuse for neglecting proper dental care.  Well, for those of you that actually have teeth, at least.  If it's been over six months since your last cleaning, I expect to see you in my office today. 

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repeatshimself August 9 2009, 23:49:23 UTC
Dude.

Jamie?

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knockoff_hero August 9 2009, 23:58:54 UTC
Hello, Billy, would you like to make an appointment?

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repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:00:29 UTC
Uh. Dude.

You grow up to be a dentist?

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knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:04:26 UTC
Of course. I've always wanted to be a dentist.

Have you been flossing?

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repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:07:23 UTC
Well better than superhero, my life's ambition.

Uh, yeah.

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knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:14:00 UTC
Superheroes don't make six figure salaries. Of course, I'm still a superhero anyway, but I never wanted that. Being a superhero is very important, though. So is brushing after every meal.

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repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:15:04 UTC
I'll remember that.

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knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:21:53 UTC
So about that appointment...?

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repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:30:22 UTC
Seriously?

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knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 00:36:26 UTC
Of course.

Although...I don't seem to be able to find my office for some reason.

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repeatshimself August 10 2009, 00:38:21 UTC
Probably because you don't have one yet, man.

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knockoff_hero August 10 2009, 01:34:00 UTC
I don't? Hmm.

I can make house calls! I'll be a Super-Dentist.

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