Wyanne: You have my sincerest apologies for the stress I placed on you. Did you know, after I was forced to memorize "Rain", Gackt has grown exponentially more attractive, like some vibrantly coloured fungus. 

I believe this is what it feels to crash and burn. It had to happen sometime. I'm ready to get up again. No more weekends in foreign countries doing questionable things. I couldn't recognize the difference between what feels good, and what is good. Learning is best when experienced, and this lesson will stay. Mom, you don't know how much I look ( Read more... )

i forgot the essays were due tomorrow and not wednesday. i have not started. FIVE essays. FIVE ( Read more... )

Maybe, Patrick (sung bitterly ( Read more... )

Oh Byronic hero, with your heavy-laden brow ( Read more... )

I AM BEING MACBETH FOR HALLOWEEN

So what's the coolest band name ever? The Entropy Hamiltons.

Oh ... http://www.theentropy.ca/I'll settle with The Enthalpy, then. We have lots of potential energy. Or maybe The Negative Enthalpy. Because we're exothermic and explosive ( Read more... )

There are pigeons living on the roof. There used to be a single pigeon, but it was lonely so now there are a lot of them. I don't mind them. I sleep right through their coo-ing. My mom thinks they're noisy, and hopes our neighbour's cat will eat them ( Read more... )

Dear Ms. Austen,

We've started reading your novel, Emma, in English class. I'm sure you spent a lot of time on it. I've never read any of your books before. I don't know where you are, though I hope it is not hot. The man who wrote the introduction said you liked Shakespeare. I suppose if I enjoy his work, I'll love yours, too. Please wish me luck ( Read more... )

Two words spring to mind like a very springy thing when I think of waking up early, and they are suitably "oh" and "fuck."

I took that quizmebc thing.

I failed.

Thirty percent.

BLAST.

Funny how "blast" only sounds good when you say it in a British accent.

BLAHST.