Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears.
"I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says. "There's just one condition. I'm a lawyer's genie, so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double."
After thinking for a moment, the man says, "For my first wish, I'd like $10 million
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