that's a laugh
Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears.
"I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says. "There's just one condition. I'm a lawyer's genie, so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double."
After thinking for a moment, the man says, "For my first wish, I'd like $10 million."
"Lawyers will get $20 million," the genie reminds him. "What else do you want?"
"I'd love to have a red Porsche," he says. Instantly, the car appears on the beach.
"What's your last wish?"
"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
so that was funny. i was just on the phone with pam, and she was replayed a short conversation she had with her mom:
Pam: Ughhh i hate school it sucksssss.
Mom: Why don't you like it?
Pam: Wanna draw a sine curve..?
that and undoubtedly more to come as calc goes on. test tomorrow. yick.
g'nite.