one day... my life will be the most depressing comedy ever recorded ( Read more... )

i have no clue why.... i truly don't...

but i loved stranger than fiction

how pathetic is andrew?
he met his soulmate through the fucking internet...

haha, i wish i was joking

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uh... did i really just get drunk dialed by one of my sister's friends?

wha? and was she talking crazy shit about my sister? chyea, and it was awesome

andrew's nutrition pyramid
Pot
Liquer I Chik-fil-a
Alcohol I Caffiene I Nicotine

I won't make it to 40

my ears are as empty as my wallet... gonna see if i can turn this around and get some money out of the rents, if it doesnt work, fuck em, they're goin back in

love is bullshit, people who say it should fucking know what it means. no this isnt me pointlessly rambling on about how terrible i am at relationships, im talking about the word "love". How can someone who has spent your entire life telling you "i love you", look you in the eye and say that because of appearance you're no longer welcome? They ( Read more... )

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i completely forgot what this felt like ( Read more... )