the first recorded hanging in the massachusetts colony was of a white teenaged servent boy for carnally abusing a mare, two calves, a cow, a goat and a turkey. Those puritans were freaks! man, why did they wait til after the turkey to put this confused kid out of his misery.. damn he'd stick it in anything! kinda makes ya wonder about our founding ( Read more... )

so I realize that my sense of humor might be a bit warped, I have a tendancy to laugh when the children hurt themselves, and snigger when people around me do abysmally dumb and painful things. In fact I have a tendency to do dumb and painful things myself. Ah the joy of falling flat on your face in front of strangers. Nothing like that to start ( Read more... )

I cannot stand my life. I decided to post because I know I need to vent and I cannot get the energy to vent. It is all so worthless. I hate sounding melodramatic and miserable, I hate being melodramatic and miserable. I hate crying, I hate not sleeping, I'm tired, down in the bones tired and I cannot care. Its like something is broken inside of ( Read more... )

I sometimes wonder why I have an account here since i rarely update. I guess it is like all things that are supposed to benefit you in some way I dont seem to make time for myself so i certainly dont make time for live journal. i love reading my friends journals though. silly silly sisters sent me a quiz I emaild to all of mine my brother was the ( Read more... )

you know that feeling when you cooking and you accidently rub cayanne pepper in your eye? that is holiday shopping. annoying and painful. it is interesting to read what i was thinking ans feeling een 3 months ago- ugh nothing ever works how you plan it. the most you can hope for is that it works out i guess. i am sitting here sniffiling with a cold ( Read more... )

so my 5 year old spends 2 hours crying about her throat, and as soon as her daddy gets home she feels better. ugh. mother hood.

I finally remmebered that I hate working for other people. i dont mind working with people, but working for people is the pits. i talked to my cousin and she has a friend that needs help on saturday nites. almoset no pay involved but it will allow me to get a license for my catering biz. maybe do some box lunches and wedding cakes and shake the ( Read more... )

I quit my job saturday. I just walked out. I have never done anything like that before but I am still a bit shellshocked. the hired a sous chef and had him workng my day off, when i cam e in on saturday everyone was laughing and talking behind their hands about how stupid i was for not knowing. to be fair there were a few who were just generally ( Read more... )

i decided i need to design a new outfit to wear to ren fest this year. but my creative geniuos is stymied by the sound of my aunt banging away at her piano- butchering one of my mom's songs. my mom just quit, and patty has decided that she is the one to step in and be the new choir director at church. this woman has no talent and a bare bones piano ( Read more... )

what is it about periods anyways. i mean, you know it has to come and you are miserable because of it but still it surprises you. mine is like the proverbial bad penny you never know when it is going to turn up ( Read more... )