1sentence table Epsilon
Hello, all! I'm newtypeshadow, and I was exposed to the awesome that is KKBB by rosalyn_angel. I'd blame my obsession on her, but the movie didn't need any help wrapping me around a certain missing finger. And so here I am. ^__^
I've been roleplaying with rosalyn_angel in the fandom, and eventually we'll post those. In the meantime, here's a 1sentence theme table. ♥
Number.PromptSentence
001.MotionHarry is always in motion somehow-usually flapping his mouth.
002.CoolDespite how gay it sounds, when Harry thinks of “cool” he thinks of Perry in designer sunglasses and a sharp suit.
003.YoungWhen Harry was young he wanted to be magic; now that he's in L.A., he wishes the magic of showbiz wasn't faker than his card tricks.
004.LastHarry is always the last to know things, and right now that pisses him off.
005.Wrong“Harry, why the fuck is the person in these pictures not the person I told you to photograph?”
006.GentleMaybe gentle sex is a gay thing, because Harry never pictured sex with Perry to be gentle, but all the same Harry likes the times Perry comes to bed and fucks him like he's breakable and soft.
007.OneFighting lessons are the first thing Perry made Harry sign up for.
008.ThousandIt seems like Perry's bedroom is a gay waystation, which Harry mostly doesn't mind-it's Perry's place, after all-until one morning, when Harry wakes up with a strange man on one side of him and Perry on the other.
009.KingPerry's bed looks bigger than a king size, but given all the crazy gay sex Harry's sure Perry has on it, he probably needs that room just to keep out of the wet spots when he goes to sleep.
010.LearnHarry is learning more about gay sex from Perry than he ever thought he wanted to know...thought being the operative word.
011.BlurPerry's hand is a blur when he disarms the man holding them at gunpoint.
012.Wait”Wait, Uncle Harry-does that mean you're gay now?”
013.ChangeHarry quickly tires of waiting for Perry to change his mind about letting Harry rush in and save the day when jobs go bad...so Harry just starts doing it.
014.CommandMaybe his time as a military commander made it hard for Mr. van Shrike to accept his son as is, but Perry isn't forgiving him for that anytime soon.
015.HoldHarry hates being put on hold until Perry starts playing the “I will blow you while you're on hold” game with him one slow work afternoon.
016.NeedSometimes his need for Harry is so great it scares him.
017.VisionBlood obscures Harry's vision, but his regret is not that he defended Harmony again-it's that when he gets home tonight, Perry's going to call him an idiot, and then pretend he's not responsible when the man slamming Harry's head into the ground mysteriously gets the shit beat out of him later this week.
018.AttentionHarry's saying “I might possibly be a little bit gay” in nervous rushed tones are what finally make Perry look up from his book.
019.SoulSome days, Perry wonders if Harry is the only genuine, soul-unsold person in L.A.
020.PicturePerry hates photo booths, but the third picture, of Harry kissing his cheek while Perry looks shocked, is actually kind of cute.
021.FoolHarry is a trusting fool, and Perry hopes that doesn't make him a bigger fool for finding Harry attractive and, in his own earnest way, more magnetic than any Hollywood starlet Perry has ever met.
022.MadPerry isn't angry at Harry so much as at himself for being scared shitless that Harry was dead in a trunk somewhere.
023.ChildHarry's niece, Chloe, is a cute but demanding little brat who's got Harry wrapped around her finger.
024.NowNow that Harry lives with him, Perry finds himself making room for Harry in his life in ways he's never made for anyone-not even his boyfriends.
025.ShadowHarry is Perry's shadow, much to the amusement of the Hollywood crowd; what they don't realize is that Perry is as much Harry's shadow as Harry is his.
026.GoodbyeHarry has never liked drawn-out goodbyes, but he's a lot better at handling them than Perry, who hates them so much he halfasses them just to get them over with.
027.HideHide, hide, hide, where the fuck was Harry supposed to hide where Perry couldn't find him and yell at him for flooding the-ohshit.
028.FortuneIt's not like he's making a fortune, but Perry pays him better than stealing did, and better than Perry says he deserves for the work he does-which is probably a lie, but Harry isn't pushing the issue.
029.SafeWhen Harry hears Perry's voice, even though he can't open his eyes yet, and the heart monitor is beeping enough to give him a headache, Harry knows he will be okay.
030.GhostSometimes Harmony wonders if she gave Harry up because of that Christmas-because she feared if she kept him with her, he'd end up another of her ghosts.
031.BookPerry would tease Harry more about only being able to read one pulp novel in a day, but decides against it because if he says something, Harry will stop curling up on the other end of the couch with him to fidget and read and gush about his book for hours at a time.
032.Eye“Harry Lockhart, Private Eye-nonono, wait: Harry Lockhart, L.A. P.I.-Harry Lockhart, Private Investiga-” “How about 'Harry Lockhart, get-the-fuck-out-of-my-office'?”
033.Never“If neither of our fathers ever told us they loved us, does that mean our relationship is destined to be fucked up?”
034.SingPerry likes hearing Harry's crooning singing voice-not that he tells Harry that's why he lets them get dragged to karaoke bars by their Japanese clients.
035.SuddenHarry would think his decision to make Perry fuck him senseless was sudden if he hadn't been living with the man and masturbating to the sound of him fucking others for almost a year and a half.
036.StopWhen Harry moved in with Perry, he stopped stealing from strangers and started stealing from Perry himself: shirts from the laundry, books from Perry's private shelf, shampoo and conditioner (fuck you-it smelled good), and finally, finally, a permanent place in Perry's bed.
037.TimeYou can only change the world for so long before time steamrollers all over that shit and fucks things up again.
038.WashHarry's off-color joke about Perry wanting to “wash his back” would have been funny if Perry hadn't trapped Harry against the sink and kissed him weak-kneed, then smirked when he felt Harry's boner.
039.TornPerry has never felt so torn about fucking a straight man before.
040.HistoryPerry has History with most of the gay men he introduces Harry to, which Harry thinks should make things more awkward given that he and Perry are now an Official Gay Item.
041.PowerEven though Harry lives and works and sleeps with Perry, Perry worries Harmony will always be The One in Harry's head.
042.BotherHarry would worry he genuinely bothered Perry if he didn't see how Perry treated people he actually didn't like.
043.GodHarry doesn't believe in God, but he says His name a lot when Perry fucks him.
044.WallIf Harry didn't think psychoanalyzing jargon was total bullshit, he'd say “Perry has erected a wall around his heart to protect himself from unsafe people” rather than what he does say, which is “Perry is an uptight, cynical bastard who wouldn't know how to trust someone if they bit him on the ass...which, given the number of shady gay men who've bitten him on the ass, is probably justified.”
045.NakedHarry is always initially self-conscious when Perry sees him naked.
046.DrivePerry never lets Harry drive-ever.
047.HarmHarry is like a magnet for sadistic bad guys-something Perry hopes to fix with a few choice phone calls and a little assault and battery.
048.PreciousHarry is precious to him, and he worries others can see that.
049.HungerHarry is in the passenger seat, eating stakeout takeout and watching Perry lick the crumbs from his fingers, when he has his first overwhelming need-a hunger, almost-to be sucking Perry's cock.
050.BelieveEven though Harry does stupid shit sometimes, he knows Perry still believes in him, sees something in him that makes him think Harry's worth keeping around.
I've been roleplaying with rosalyn_angel in the fandom, and eventually we'll post those. In the meantime, here's a 1sentence theme table. ♥
Number.PromptSentence
001.MotionHarry is always in motion somehow-usually flapping his mouth.
002.CoolDespite how gay it sounds, when Harry thinks of “cool” he thinks of Perry in designer sunglasses and a sharp suit.
003.YoungWhen Harry was young he wanted to be magic; now that he's in L.A., he wishes the magic of showbiz wasn't faker than his card tricks.
004.LastHarry is always the last to know things, and right now that pisses him off.
005.Wrong“Harry, why the fuck is the person in these pictures not the person I told you to photograph?”
006.GentleMaybe gentle sex is a gay thing, because Harry never pictured sex with Perry to be gentle, but all the same Harry likes the times Perry comes to bed and fucks him like he's breakable and soft.
007.OneFighting lessons are the first thing Perry made Harry sign up for.
008.ThousandIt seems like Perry's bedroom is a gay waystation, which Harry mostly doesn't mind-it's Perry's place, after all-until one morning, when Harry wakes up with a strange man on one side of him and Perry on the other.
009.KingPerry's bed looks bigger than a king size, but given all the crazy gay sex Harry's sure Perry has on it, he probably needs that room just to keep out of the wet spots when he goes to sleep.
010.LearnHarry is learning more about gay sex from Perry than he ever thought he wanted to know...thought being the operative word.
011.BlurPerry's hand is a blur when he disarms the man holding them at gunpoint.
012.Wait”Wait, Uncle Harry-does that mean you're gay now?”
013.ChangeHarry quickly tires of waiting for Perry to change his mind about letting Harry rush in and save the day when jobs go bad...so Harry just starts doing it.
014.CommandMaybe his time as a military commander made it hard for Mr. van Shrike to accept his son as is, but Perry isn't forgiving him for that anytime soon.
015.HoldHarry hates being put on hold until Perry starts playing the “I will blow you while you're on hold” game with him one slow work afternoon.
016.NeedSometimes his need for Harry is so great it scares him.
017.VisionBlood obscures Harry's vision, but his regret is not that he defended Harmony again-it's that when he gets home tonight, Perry's going to call him an idiot, and then pretend he's not responsible when the man slamming Harry's head into the ground mysteriously gets the shit beat out of him later this week.
018.AttentionHarry's saying “I might possibly be a little bit gay” in nervous rushed tones are what finally make Perry look up from his book.
019.SoulSome days, Perry wonders if Harry is the only genuine, soul-unsold person in L.A.
020.PicturePerry hates photo booths, but the third picture, of Harry kissing his cheek while Perry looks shocked, is actually kind of cute.
021.FoolHarry is a trusting fool, and Perry hopes that doesn't make him a bigger fool for finding Harry attractive and, in his own earnest way, more magnetic than any Hollywood starlet Perry has ever met.
022.MadPerry isn't angry at Harry so much as at himself for being scared shitless that Harry was dead in a trunk somewhere.
023.ChildHarry's niece, Chloe, is a cute but demanding little brat who's got Harry wrapped around her finger.
024.NowNow that Harry lives with him, Perry finds himself making room for Harry in his life in ways he's never made for anyone-not even his boyfriends.
025.ShadowHarry is Perry's shadow, much to the amusement of the Hollywood crowd; what they don't realize is that Perry is as much Harry's shadow as Harry is his.
026.GoodbyeHarry has never liked drawn-out goodbyes, but he's a lot better at handling them than Perry, who hates them so much he halfasses them just to get them over with.
027.HideHide, hide, hide, where the fuck was Harry supposed to hide where Perry couldn't find him and yell at him for flooding the-ohshit.
028.FortuneIt's not like he's making a fortune, but Perry pays him better than stealing did, and better than Perry says he deserves for the work he does-which is probably a lie, but Harry isn't pushing the issue.
029.SafeWhen Harry hears Perry's voice, even though he can't open his eyes yet, and the heart monitor is beeping enough to give him a headache, Harry knows he will be okay.
030.GhostSometimes Harmony wonders if she gave Harry up because of that Christmas-because she feared if she kept him with her, he'd end up another of her ghosts.
031.BookPerry would tease Harry more about only being able to read one pulp novel in a day, but decides against it because if he says something, Harry will stop curling up on the other end of the couch with him to fidget and read and gush about his book for hours at a time.
032.Eye“Harry Lockhart, Private Eye-nonono, wait: Harry Lockhart, L.A. P.I.-Harry Lockhart, Private Investiga-” “How about 'Harry Lockhart, get-the-fuck-out-of-my-office'?”
033.Never“If neither of our fathers ever told us they loved us, does that mean our relationship is destined to be fucked up?”
034.SingPerry likes hearing Harry's crooning singing voice-not that he tells Harry that's why he lets them get dragged to karaoke bars by their Japanese clients.
035.SuddenHarry would think his decision to make Perry fuck him senseless was sudden if he hadn't been living with the man and masturbating to the sound of him fucking others for almost a year and a half.
036.StopWhen Harry moved in with Perry, he stopped stealing from strangers and started stealing from Perry himself: shirts from the laundry, books from Perry's private shelf, shampoo and conditioner (fuck you-it smelled good), and finally, finally, a permanent place in Perry's bed.
037.TimeYou can only change the world for so long before time steamrollers all over that shit and fucks things up again.
038.WashHarry's off-color joke about Perry wanting to “wash his back” would have been funny if Perry hadn't trapped Harry against the sink and kissed him weak-kneed, then smirked when he felt Harry's boner.
039.TornPerry has never felt so torn about fucking a straight man before.
040.HistoryPerry has History with most of the gay men he introduces Harry to, which Harry thinks should make things more awkward given that he and Perry are now an Official Gay Item.
041.PowerEven though Harry lives and works and sleeps with Perry, Perry worries Harmony will always be The One in Harry's head.
042.BotherHarry would worry he genuinely bothered Perry if he didn't see how Perry treated people he actually didn't like.
043.GodHarry doesn't believe in God, but he says His name a lot when Perry fucks him.
044.WallIf Harry didn't think psychoanalyzing jargon was total bullshit, he'd say “Perry has erected a wall around his heart to protect himself from unsafe people” rather than what he does say, which is “Perry is an uptight, cynical bastard who wouldn't know how to trust someone if they bit him on the ass...which, given the number of shady gay men who've bitten him on the ass, is probably justified.”
045.NakedHarry is always initially self-conscious when Perry sees him naked.
046.DrivePerry never lets Harry drive-ever.
047.HarmHarry is like a magnet for sadistic bad guys-something Perry hopes to fix with a few choice phone calls and a little assault and battery.
048.PreciousHarry is precious to him, and he worries others can see that.
049.HungerHarry is in the passenger seat, eating stakeout takeout and watching Perry lick the crumbs from his fingers, when he has his first overwhelming need-a hunger, almost-to be sucking Perry's cock.
050.BelieveEven though Harry does stupid shit sometimes, he knows Perry still believes in him, sees something in him that makes him think Harry's worth keeping around.