Was attacked by a savage maltese puppy adopted by the woman who nominally owns pepper the world's friendliest cat. The puppy tried to follow me and woman lamented, wanting to know why all her animals do that. I mollified her by saying most animals do that with me (and they do ( Read more... )

*pauses warily* I'm 18,700 words later and I think I'm done. Edits, exposition and clean-ups from this point forward. Then the two chapters will get tacked into the larger fic. Quick question, how many people here realize that the "ickle 'shipfic" is actually "Tasha Yar's epic win on Romulus"? I keep calling it that like I'm talking to myself or ( Read more... )

*facepalm* I came up with a scene that could loosely be described as curtainfic that easily slots into the ickle 'shipfic. Well, I think this one could almost stand on its own, but, eh, why bother? I'm just not sure how I managed 7500 words and that's before I get to beefing up the exposition. It's just embarrassing, y'know? Oh well. At least ( Read more... )

I was checking to see if I've archived all of my own fic properly (I hadn't). In the process, I made a list. While I'm not prolific, I was nevertheless surprised:

Catwoman:

Nine Silver Bells: According to Buddha, cats are Zen.
A Certain Fetish: So what did happen during Green Arrow #86?
American History 101: Everyone has ideals.
Rave Cave: A ( Read more... )

Title: The Romulan General's Woman
Author: kkglinka
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Characters: Tasha Yar, Volskiar, Sela, Charvanek
Rating: NC17 for mature topics.
Continuity: Post TNG "Yesterday's Enterprise", pro-fic "Vulcan's Heart" and "Triangle: Imzadi II", "ST: Nemesis", Diane Duane's Rihannsu 'verse and hand-wavey with everything else.
( Read more... )

I know I got stuff done this week but I'll be arsed if I can remember what most of it was. I think it involved cleaning and cooking and stuff. I do remember having an argument with a big lab dog sometime this week. It went something like this ( Read more... )

Dear Brain,

No srlsy, is this a joke called 70,000 or bust? I mean, not that the scene where Volskiar had to give Sela the talk wasn't hilarious or the one where he and Tasha had role-play sex in the locker-room wasn't equally, uh, hilarious but enough already. I mean, WTF is this shit, anyway? Is it some sort of dare for Tasha/Data fans to chase ( Read more... )

*preens* I have added a thousand words of suitable foreplay. *am feeling very accomplished*

Lolz. Ickle Romulan 'shipfic has reached 40,360 words, and I'm not even doing Nano.

Mm. Writer's high.

Guys, before I pass out from tired, people did Cat/Bat Rooftop Fightsex badfic for me!

• __marcelo did the Frank Miller version.
  
• roguecatwoman did Haiku.
  
• savagewind did a Limerick.
  

Meanwhile, I'm still doing clean-up on my other badfic, which has reached 34k words and gains about a thousand more per edit. I don't know why. Send help plz.