I'd rather turn a pork scrapings into role models

[kixie]

Oh, Paris Hilton can fuck right off.

I'm sorry, but why, exactly, does she deserve not to go to jail? Seriously, why

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[lazy_hoor]

She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives

Who worded that? Who are they to say my life is mundane? Ok, it is... But reading about that stupid spoiled whore (tm South Park) doesn't exactly add excitement to my life.

Where did all this 'celebrity as role model' bollocks come from? Why does being in the public eye automatically make you a role model?

[kixie]

Some of her 'fans', who I'm convinced are lifeless, pathetic, bulimic sad acts who live in Indiana or somewhere equally awful.

And yes, I'm not sure who they are to judge everyone else's lives as mundane. Way to get teh popular vote by insulting people!

[warlockuk]

Gah, my own dislike for the woman aside she should just shut the fuck up and do the time. She committed crimes (repeatedly) which would get any normal person sent to jail; not giving her at LEAST equal (or near-equal) treatment just says that rich spoiled stupid cunts can do what the fuck they want.

[kixie]

Yeah, shut the fuck up and go to jail is something tha tI doubt Princess Parasite will accept. Not sure what her reasoning is for accepting responsibility yet not going to jail is, but I need a laugh so I'd kind of like to hear it. Probably something like "YUR ALL JELLUS OF ME!!1!"

Of course. Seething. *snort*

[kirstenlj]

You know that in the Metro this morning they had a photograph of her driving after the sentencing and court case. You know the court case where she pleaded that she didn't know she wasn't allowed to drive.

[kixie]

Yeah, not only driving but chatting on her mobile as she drove, and she claimed taht she doesn't read things, she just signs them. Hence not knowing about her driving suspension. The papers for which were found in her glove box.

Yup, her case is water tight! *rolls eyes*

[dj_alexander]

Her license was apparently reinstated after sentancing.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/19/did-paris-drive-on-suspended-license-again/

[kixie]

Well, there go my hopes for her getting 10 - 15 with no time off for good behaviour. DAMN.

[kixie]

*LAUGHS* Yeah, but I can see him really pissing off Tiger Woods' fans and probably doing a Jack Nicholson and beating something (or someone!) up with a golf club.

They should make him do hospital radio or something, in the audiology department.

[dj_alexander]

I think they should just send her to the chair.

At least her wonky eye will probably help her in jail. You don't mess with someone with a wonky eye.

[kixie]

WEll, I'd say her "music" counts as a crime against humanity.

You might be right about the wonky eye, though.