So I've spent the last week house-sitting with no internet or cell access. It has been bliss. Just thirty chickens, a huge vege garden, Fernando the peacock, three cats and me ( Read more... )

Kiped from vaginasaurusIF YOU COMMENT ON THIS POST WITH 'AQUABATS' I WILL ( Read more... )

So I'm drunk and playing SingStar Queen.

And a little lightbulb goes off in my head.

"Ooooh, I did a filk of Bohemian Rhapsody!"

So now I'm going to squawk out Wincestian Rapsodomy (or should that be Raepsody? I can't decide). For science.

Logging in just now my eye caught a sponsored link: "leapyearmovie".

My first thought was "What in the hell is the leapy ear movie?"

Doh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRPfCRV2xI&feature=related

<<< Bon Jovi sings Hallelujah. Just plain awesome. In fact, no. It is chocolate coated awesome. With sprinkles. And a pickle ( Read more... )

So my stepfather and I are having our weekly chat (he's in Auckland ( Read more... )

I finally caved, as much as I disapprove of short messages. I can't stand Facebook status updates. However I am all atwitter, and my name thingy is kiwiimpala.

I don't do Christmas cards. Husband does. Last year I posted the Christmas cards he'd written the year before. This year he has been talking about writing them since July. Nothing happened and the cut off for posting to the UK is two days away ( Read more... )

OMG. Funniest thing EVER just happened ( Read more... )

URGH I AM SICK AND IT HURTS TO COUGH AND ACHEY YUCKY AND I CAN'T EVEN SMOKE WHICH I GUESS IS KIND OF A BONUS ( Read more... )