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[kittyjones]

Didn't get half as drunk as I should've got the other day, nooo. Faye was drunk the other day. Everyone was drunk the other day. Was like a... like a big party. 'Cept we all thought we were going to die. HAH HAH. That was a good joke, that. Really funny.

So I'm going to be inhe ine inebria not-sober today, instead. Because I'm an in-div-id-

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[glock30]

Of course I was. I spent my New Years having a good time. You spent it getting in trouble. Am I surprised? Not at all.

Are you sure this is the best decision? I'm not concerned or anything. I just don't want to hear you whining about a hangover from Hell tomorrow, which you're going to have.

Let's see you try to stay drunk. I could drink you under the table.

((ooc: Oh, Kitty. I'm foreseeing buckets and Faye stopping by later. XD))

[kittyjones]

S'not my fault. I attract it. I'm like a... like a big magnet. Only not metal, because that would be stupid.

Am I? Promise? I deserve it. I deserve- I don't whine anyway, I make saaaaardonic comments! Sardonic. Like a... sardonic thing.

No you couldn't! You never do. Always the first on the floor, that's you.

((ooc: Trust me, we're so past the buckets here. xD))

[glock30]

You're brain is made of metal, so I wouldn't be surprised. And you might want to at least try acting like you have half a thought. It could keep you out of all that trouble.

Your humor is really up to par this morning, I gotta tell ya. And I beyond promise. And I'm probably going to have to come check on you. Ugh. You make my life miserable.

No, that's you. You're just so damn drunk half the time you never know which way is up.

[kittyjones]

If my brain was made of metal I'd be dead, and hardly anybody's dead today! I have plenty of thoughts. Nobody ever wants to hear them though, HAH.

Trust me, you don't have to, I'm responsible! I'm always taking care of things! But you can come and get drunk if you want, so you won't be miserable. Everyone should be happy!

Up is that way, down is this way. M'not stupid, Valentine.

[gunofdis]

To much alcohol rapidly destroys brain cells.

[glock30]

Isn't that the same thing you told me?

[gunofdis]

Perhaps...

[glock30]

No, I think that was the exact same thing.

And then, if I remember right, you proceeded to tell me you were getting drunk too.

[bloodyeffulgent]

I didn't get drunk. Just got the headache afterward. You all're bloody lucky, far as I'm concerned.

Hunh. Something got your knickers in a twist, luv?

[kittyjones]

That's such a shame, it's really sad. But sometimes headache are nice, you know, it's like a... like a good pain. Pounding, but good. So I guess I'm lucky, lucky, lucky, because I'm going to get one of those too!

Nope. Absolutely nothing. I'm not angry, because I'm haaaappy. See? Happy!

[bloodyeffulgent]

Like to see how lucky you think you are once you're nursin' that headache in the morning.

Sure, you're a real Teletubby. Bunnies 'n' blue skies 'n' smilin' baby faces for suns 'n' all. Really now, what's the matter?

[kittyjones]

I'll still be lucky! I deserve a headache, I don't intend to nurse it at all. I'll just lie there with some big bright lights and see what happens.

Oh, fine, I'm a bloody Teletubby, as long as I'm not the fat one. Nooothing's the matter. Can't a girl just get really, really drunk?

[djinni_tricks]

Sober up. You're turning into a bloody drunk.

Where is that bloody bucket?

[ooc: Bart is looking for a bucket so he can douse Kitty with cold water if she doesn't sober up.]

[kittyjones]

Am not. And don't want to. It's nice like this, I like the spinning. Makes you forget.

((ooc: Somehow I don't think even that will help. XD))

[dark_butler]

Have some for me.

[kittyjones]

Having some for everyone, mate, don't worry.

Are you... I mean... how are you... you know? D'you need anythin'? I'll offer you some blood, but there's probably more vodka in me than the red stuff at the moment.

[dark_butler]

That might be the only way I'd have a chance of getting drunk, actually, which sounds better than almost anything right now.

But no, thank you. Greed "filled the tank" as it were, and Shizune left me with supplies, so I won't need to hunt for a while.

I'm as well as can be expected.

[kittyjones]

If the drink doesn't work for you, maybe you could find something else? Like... a tran tanrq tranquilliser or something?

You ever need it then... just ask, yeah? I don't mind, and it's not the alcohol talkin' when I say that.

I'm sorry. You didn't deserve... it shouldn't have happened to you.