ficlet: The Expert

Sep 13, 2010 00:31

Title: The Expert ( Read more... )

doojoon, junhyung, beast, dooseob, fic, humor

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his_angel16 September 13 2010, 08:51:17 UTC
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh my gosh! That is the most awkward conversation anyone could ever have! Hahahaha! Poor Junhyungie and Doojoonie! Wow, this was great. Still can't keep the smile off of my face. :D

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kitsuneyujji September 16 2010, 08:40:26 UTC
^_^

I'm glad you liked it!

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kurara_shikaze September 13 2010, 12:08:16 UTC
I couldn't make my grin any bigger than it was while I was reading...
osh, non expert Doojoon.
I'm guessing you enjoy making the leader appear a bit clueless in your stories keke

Love the freaking out Junnie.
Yay for you!

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kitsuneyujji September 16 2010, 08:48:15 UTC
I'm guessing you enjoy making the leader appear a bit clueless in your stories

Perhaps to an extent, but really, the topic of conversation is one that a lot of guys (and girls) aren't knowledgeable about. Especially guys who are virgins to gay sex (or anal sex at all, male or female) and are too embarrassed or macho to look it up or ask someone. :x

the worst thing in the world is two virgins fumbling around in the dark with no idea what they're doing. No one is walking away from that bed happy. It's too easy to hurt the receiving partner if the ... giving? (I've confused my own metaphor, I think) partner isn't experienced or at least well-informed.

I do like making Yoseob the only guy Doojoon has ever been with/been in love with. ^_^

Thanks~ I'm glad you liked it!

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kurara_shikaze September 16 2010, 20:14:55 UTC
*nods in approvement*

If it happened in reality DooJoon would be helplessly macho, like you said, about it...I'm sure.

I sincerely adore your preferences.

Please, write faster a 101 little complications xDDD
And now don't feel pressured :P

Lovya!

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jenn13090 September 13 2010, 12:42:15 UTC
HAHA! I loved it!
Yoseob WOULD find that funny, "the little shit" ^^
That was great!
You should write a sequel!

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kitsuneyujji September 16 2010, 08:50:17 UTC
*coughsnickersnort*

well.... it is funny when the guy can't get it in the right spot. ^^;; They don't seem to appreciate being laughed at over it, though.

I'm horrible with writing smut and I can't imagine what else would come after.

But thank you! ^_^ I'm happy you enjoyed it.

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vennarashii September 13 2010, 14:14:48 UTC
OMG that was hilarious! gyahaha i laughed so hard. i wonder who junhyungie did it with :0 *perv, perv

write more okay! :D

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kitsuneyujji September 16 2010, 08:51:09 UTC
Thanks!

Hyuna. Hence why she'd be pissed he was talking about their sex life.

I'll try!

<3

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thefreaklives September 13 2010, 14:29:24 UTC
ohmygod that was so freaking funny.

“Look, I can get it up just fine, thanks. Better than fine, even. I have a harder time keeping it down at inappropriate times! He walks into the room and it’s up,” Doojoon exclaimed, getting defensive.

“TMI, Doojoon. Seriously. I need like… brain soap or something now.”

He was never going to be able to do an interview or go on stage with his bandmates again without thinking about that. Granted, it was something of a no-brainer, something he’d known on an intellectual level ever since the pair had begun officially going out but he never let himself think about.

Now there was no way to un-know it.

this made me LOL so hard. hahahah. one of the many parts in this fic that did.
damn awkward conversation to have, yeah? XD

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kitsuneyujji September 16 2010, 08:52:46 UTC
<3

Horribly awkward. It'd be awkward for me to have with one of my female friends. I can't imagine talking about my sex life with my guy friends. Especially any mistakes/problems/etc.

:x

Thanks!

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