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10/28/04

"Will this be an open Tri-fold test?"-Shawn

"We're the National Magazine Exchange, NME, I'm not your enemy I'm your friend."-George

"48 months!"-Charles
"I know you want to take them longer but that's the longest service we have."-Ryan

11/2/04

"Telemarketers can do it longer."-Mark
"Telemarketers have longer lines."-James

"We need to find Billy a rank."-Chase
"Alright...Second Tank."-Nate

"Cottage Cheese is a vegetable."-Nate
"Cottages are made out of wood, wood is made out of trees, and trees are vegetables, therefore cottage cheese is a vegetable."-Dustin

"I think I'm going to be a Werewolf for Halloween."-Desiree
"Really!? What auspice..."-Helen
"Huh?"-Desiree
"Tribe...What from are you going as?"-Helen
"What are you talking about?"-Desiree
"Werewolves."-Helen
"What, there are more? Wow, I thought this costume would be easy."-Desiree

"What Vitamin does the su have a lot of?"-John ( Read more... )

*Helen cooing at the baby ( Read more... )

"You wouldn't catch me dead in a speedo..or alive either."-Jeffrey

"Just what I want to see, naked arms, a naked nose, a naked face. Sexy...just like in an Amish porn."-Chase

"The best place for women was in ancient Egypt."-Helen ( Read more... )

"If every one in the world was difficult the world would be a much happier place."-Mark

"You know what kids are like, so its nice to watch them suffer."-Mark

"There's an abused dog at the kennel, they call it Nathan Patrick."-Becky
"So you're telling me that Nathan+Patrick=an abused dog? That's funny."-Helen

"Instant T-Girl just add nuts."-Patrick

"I'm gonna hop in the shower."-John
"That's not a good idea its kinda slippery."-Patrick