Isn't that how he met his wife?nova437December 9 2011, 18:26:09 UTC
Kono and Chin calculate his score based on stuff like "Creativity of Violation" and "Number of Attempts to Hit On Danny in Front of a Traffic Court Judge".
AHAHA! :DD These continue to be awesome! Especially the parking violation one. I feel like I need to have a stack of these in my glove box, reserved for parking lot douche-bags.
I used to have these business card sized things a friend gave me. They said:"Thanks for parking so close asshole! Next time leave me fucking can-opener would you, so I can cut my way into my god-damned car!"
He would hate his life so much! And would get all defensive about the whole Meter Maid/Traffic Cop thing and Steve would just fold his arms and smile because it's kind of adorable the way Danny gets. (Danny totally hates Steve.)
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http://www.state.hi.us/jud/ctrules/rdchParkingInfraction.pdf
Why do I get the feeling Steve would always pick Option #3?
He probably makes origami out of the tickets afterwards and sends them to Danny as gifts.
http://www.state.nj.us/mvc/Violations/penalties_pointSchedule.htm
"Improper passing of frozen dessert truck." I did not know that was a thing.
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These continue to be awesome! Especially the parking violation one. I feel like I need to have a stack of these in my glove box, reserved for parking lot douche-bags.
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