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[kitsune_tsuki]

I just realized It's been a while since I've done one of these horribly useless posts. So. Uh. Enjoy, I guess?

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Isn't that how he met his wife?

[nova437]

Kono and Chin calculate his score based on stuff like "Creativity of Violation" and "Number of Attempts to Hit On Danny in Front of a Traffic Court Judge".

http://www.state.hi.us/jud/ctrules/rdchParkingInfraction.pdf

Why do I get the feeling Steve would always pick Option #3?

He probably makes origami out of the tickets afterwards and sends them to Danny as gifts.

http://www.state.nj.us/mvc/Violations/penalties_pointSchedule.htm

"Improper passing of frozen dessert truck." I did not know that was a thing.

Re: Isn't that how he met his wife?

[kitsune_tsuki]

:D

[jesseofthenorth]

AHAHA! :DD
These continue to be awesome! Especially the parking violation one. I feel like I need to have a stack of these in my glove box, reserved for parking lot douche-bags.

[kitsune_tsuki]

I need to find out where to get those because there are so many people in the world who deserve to get them. :D

[jesseofthenorth]

I used to have these business card sized things a friend gave me. They said:"Thanks for parking so close asshole! Next time leave me fucking can-opener would you, so I can cut my way into my god-damned car!"

[sirona_gs]

DANNY THE TRAFFIC COP, OH MY GODDDDD. *________* I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS IDEA.

[kitsune_tsuki]

He would hate his life so much! And would get all defensive about the whole Meter Maid/Traffic Cop thing and Steve would just fold his arms and smile because it's kind of adorable the way Danny gets. (Danny totally hates Steve.)