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I just realized It's been a while since I've done one of these horribly useless posts. So. Uh. Enjoy, I guess?
A co-worker has informed me that I would probably enjoy Terra Nova because, you know, dinosaurs. I keep meaning to watch it, but work and RL have been keeping me pretty busy. (I dare not tell my co-worker that this is what I imagine Terra Nova to be like, but to fair, what they said to me was this: "Seriously, moron. Dinosaurs + time travel + Steven Spielberg. It's like the perfect storm of awesome. Watch it or I'll shank you.")
At first glance, I'm sure some of you were, "OMG, AWESOME." But when you look closer you may have realized, as I did, just how horrifyingly irresponsible this is. As with walking into Mordor, one cannot simply make a zombie a pet. It's dangerous not only to the potential pet owner, but all those around the potential pet owner. Sure, it seems harmless on the surface, but really. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can tell you making a zombie into a pet is just asking to have your delicious brainmeats eaten. Don't do it, people. Just don't do it.
Whoever owns this baby is clearly made of the awesome. (Also the artist, I guess, but mostly the baby owners.)
I imagine this is what the menu in Hell looks like when one intends to dine there.
See, guys? Everything is made more awesome with the words "in space" added to them. Also, I totally want to ride a Segway scooter now.
Yet another fine example of marketing genius at work.
I guess there really is some truth to this after all.
Baby smuggling at its worst.
At long last, the mastermind behind the insidious baby smuggling ring has been found. The only question now is what happens next?
This is what you get for thinking you're such hot shit, science, what with your chemistry and physics and all. >:(
I can't help but think that something along these lines is what would happen should Steve and Danny every try sexting. Just. You know.
From the AU in which Danny was demoted down to a traffic cop - maybe his rookie blew something up or got involved in an overly enthusiastic high speed pursuit that involved major property destruction - and has to deal with people like that McGarrett guy who can't park like a decent human being if his life depended on it. (Steve, of course, is totally parking like an asshole so he has legitimate reasons to let Danny rant at him. Or, like. Something. Kono finds it all very hilarious, even though the uniform sucks and Danny refuses to let her drive.)
And this would be why I have a tag that is all about my paranoia. :D?
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A co-worker has informed me that I would probably enjoy Terra Nova because, you know, dinosaurs. I keep meaning to watch it, but work and RL have been keeping me pretty busy. (I dare not tell my co-worker that this is what I imagine Terra Nova to be like, but to fair, what they said to me was this: "Seriously, moron. Dinosaurs + time travel + Steven Spielberg. It's like the perfect storm of awesome. Watch it or I'll shank you.")
At first glance, I'm sure some of you were, "OMG, AWESOME." But when you look closer you may have realized, as I did, just how horrifyingly irresponsible this is. As with walking into Mordor, one cannot simply make a zombie a pet. It's dangerous not only to the potential pet owner, but all those around the potential pet owner. Sure, it seems harmless on the surface, but really. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can tell you making a zombie into a pet is just asking to have your delicious brainmeats eaten. Don't do it, people. Just don't do it.
Whoever owns this baby is clearly made of the awesome. (Also the artist, I guess, but mostly the baby owners.)
I imagine this is what the menu in Hell looks like when one intends to dine there.
See, guys? Everything is made more awesome with the words "in space" added to them. Also, I totally want to ride a Segway scooter now.
Yet another fine example of marketing genius at work.
I guess there really is some truth to this after all.
Baby smuggling at its worst.
At long last, the mastermind behind the insidious baby smuggling ring has been found. The only question now is what happens next?
This is what you get for thinking you're such hot shit, science, what with your chemistry and physics and all. >:(
I can't help but think that something along these lines is what would happen should Steve and Danny every try sexting. Just. You know.
From the AU in which Danny was demoted down to a traffic cop - maybe his rookie blew something up or got involved in an overly enthusiastic high speed pursuit that involved major property destruction - and has to deal with people like that McGarrett guy who can't park like a decent human being if his life depended on it. (Steve, of course, is totally parking like an asshole so he has legitimate reasons to let Danny rant at him. Or, like. Something. Kono finds it all very hilarious, even though the uniform sucks and Danny refuses to let her drive.)
And this would be why I have a tag that is all about my paranoia. :D?
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