Friday was not a personal best at work. I couldn't focus and by the time I clocked out I felt like I hadn't gotten anything done. *SIGH*
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But. Uh. On the way home I was sort of daydreaming (spacing off) and was all, I would love a bus driver/public transit AU. )
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Brian would be great as the dinner's long suffering owner. And can you imagine a tiny girl with Ray's hair? ♥
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(As a consolation prize he gets a little cobra keychain with fake gemstones that is almost, almost, as cool as a custom paintjob on his bus.)
Hahaha. BRIAN. Gerard and the others love him, but man, his face. (They totally mess with him just for fun!)
I know, right? Ray despairs (only not really) because he knows The Hair is both curse and blessing - he got picked on growing up over it, but now it's totally awesome. Still, he gets to put her hair in pigtails and she thinks they have awesome hair and no one can convince her otherwise.
Also! Frank has a Plan to woo diner!Gerard! He's working his way through the desert menu (the pie section alone is two pages long), and by the time he hits the rhubarb pie, he and Gerard might be on a first-name basis! \o/
Bob and the others, naturally, mock him for this, because Frank is a loser and as his friends they reserve the right to do so. :D
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Brian is a worry away from a heart attack. Spencer and Suarez prepare healthy food for him!
Man, Gerard as a waitress; he would wear the whole uniform without irony and give coffee to everyone whether they asked for it or not because how could they not want coffee?
Ray's daughter has a lot of self-esteem. She has Gerard as her uncle.
The Cab as pre-schoolers who regularly take the bus with their babysitters. They are adorable and Gabe makes them sit at the front and sing-along!
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Every Friday Steven takes his pre-schoolers to the assisted living retirement home across the street from the diner to sing for the residents and otherwise spread cheer and joy. Afterwards, they troop over to the diner for pie and ice cream!
After the first (dozen) visits Brian swears he's going to put a stop to it one day. All those tiny, sticky little hands messing up the upholstery (lies, it's vinyl, only an act of god or the apocalypse could ruin it, and even then that's questionable), the chrome (again, lies), and ohgod, that insufferable jackass Steven with his stupid smiling and stupid hair ( ... )
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Gerard is super-encouraging and excited about their pictures, even when he can't quite figure out what they're supposed to be of. And Suarez and Spencer have been known to actually coo over the kids (well, for Spencer at least, his bitchface actually completely disappears and a few times the kids have gotten a massive grin out of him).
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