[Bandslash, FOB] Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

[kitsune_tsuki]

Title: Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Genre: CRACK
Word Count: ~ 830
Disclaimer: This is all completely made up, except for the part where these people actually exist.
Summary: Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can't see Patrick Martin Stumph you may be only seconds away from

Comments

[kitsune_tsuki]

*g* It is! You find the strangest things that way.

Thank you! Oh, geez. Can you imagine what would happen if they ever did something like this for real? People would be analyzing the lyrics looking for the Deeper Meaning, and they're cracking up reading the message boards and LJ comms because they totally took the lyrics off one of the generator things.

(That thing is so horribly addicting. Definitely one of the better ways to kill time I've seen so far. :D)

[kitsune_tsuki]

Exactly like that, yes! The fans and critics will eat it up because it is different! Almost as though FOB's is still evolving! They aren't content to sit on their laurels and continue grow musically and lyrically! Their lyricist has new inspiration and is acting secretive about it - could he have a special someone in his life? It is a ~mystery!

(Hee! I may or may not have several of those for most of bandom on my computer. :D)

[scorpionvoices]

I... am running out of ways to tell you how much I love your brain.

Sorry. :(

( \o/ )

[kitsune_tsuki]

Hee! It is okay! My brain kows you love it! *smooches*

( XD )

[daydreambeleevr]

"Patrick Martin Stumph and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

“If you spell Patrick Martin Stumph in Scrabble, you win. Forever.”

omg. these are totally fabulous!! (as was Patrick's "can of whoopass" for Pete)

very fun!!!

Kerry =)

[kitsune_tsuki]

*g* I love these generator things because they create pure awesome.

Thank you! :D

[chebonne]

B-SIDES. *wiggles of JOY*

And the best part is that Pete believes it. To him, that is not a generator, that is the God's honest truth. Trufax. Patrick is JUST that awesome.

[kitsune_tsuki]

It could happen, you never know! ♥

He does. He reads them and nods all "So, true. So, true." And then possibly runs off to add to his as of yet unpublished book(s) all about Patrick's Awesome. (It's a work in progress and already spans several volumes. Pete doesn't think it will ever be finished. :D)

[orangeliquor]

aklshdkl

i bet if i spell your real name in scrabble i instantly win. forever.

<3

[kitsune_tsuki]

*g*

\o/