The fic of my DREAMS
Do you know what I would like to see? Someone (let's say...PETE) shows up in an overly dramatic manner (screeching tires and whatnot) and flings the car door open and says "Come with me if you want to live."
Also, it would be grand if the person he said this to was, oh, I don't know. PATRICK. And Patrick was perhaps walking Penny or somesuch and he just stares at Pete while Penny sniffs around his feet and then Pete frowns and gets all sulky. "What? Like you've never wanted to say that?"
And then Hemmy sticks his head out from behind Pete because Hi! That nice Patrick dude and cute little Penny! And Pete's sitting there in his car with Hemmy drooling on his shoulder and Patrick shakes his head and keeps walking and then Pete starts yelling at Patrick, who totally ignores him.
THE END.
Also, I seriously love that almost every post I've seen about Frank and Jamia's wedding is all "Congratulations! NOW MAKE WITH THE BABIES! XD!"
Also, it would be grand if the person he said this to was, oh, I don't know. PATRICK. And Patrick was perhaps walking Penny or somesuch and he just stares at Pete while Penny sniffs around his feet and then Pete frowns and gets all sulky. "What? Like you've never wanted to say that?"
And then Hemmy sticks his head out from behind Pete because Hi! That nice Patrick dude and cute little Penny! And Pete's sitting there in his car with Hemmy drooling on his shoulder and Patrick shakes his head and keeps walking and then Pete starts yelling at Patrick, who totally ignores him.
THE END.
Also, I seriously love that almost every post I've seen about Frank and Jamia's wedding is all "Congratulations! NOW MAKE WITH THE BABIES! XD!"