Bella's Mulletmuffins

[kitfallen]

Jackie: Edward is gone, Bella is sad--and then Demyx shows up!
And they can be like:
Bella: You will never be as lovely as my Edward!
Demyx: But does he have an awesome mullet?
Bella: Well... no, but--
Demyx: THEN I AM MOAR AWESOMER THAN HIM!
Bella: ... What..?
Kit: And then she can call him her 'mulletmuffin'.
Jackie: I don't understand why this is so hilarious to you.
Kit: *is still laughing hysterically*
Jackie: You need to breathe, woman.
Kit: *after catching her breath* I should write that into my vampire!Organization fic called Blood, and then I can be like "*point at readers* HA! You actually thought this was going to be a REAL fic didn't you! MUWHAHAHA!" *snorts and laughs some more*
Jackie: ... I don't get it.
Kit: Which is why it goes on the quote board, for me to laugh at.
Jackie: Well, you could end it with Saix killing Demyx and then Bella is sad, so Oliver Wood shows up.
Kit: *laughs* Of course!
Jackie: No fandom has met their quota for Scottish men with awesome accents.
Kit: Is he Scottish?
Jackie: Maybe. I like Scottish accents though.
Kit: But see, if Saix is in this fic, he's have to Vs. Jacob.
Jackie: Werewolves going at it, fun.
Kit: Yesssssh. >:D

And this is why I shouldn't write vampire fics.