002 - DINO STILL THINKS THIS IS A REGULAR PRISON

[kitchenboss]

Warden: I wanna see my wife. What's a guy gotta do to get a conjugal scheduled, huh? I been on my best behavior and all, so why don't you get off your ass and make it happen.

[OOC: Dino has ABSOLUTELY NO MEMORY of his time in port, because he never got awakened. So, far as he's concerned? STILL NOT ON A MAGIC BOAT]

Comments

[fathersbludgeon]

See if he can get me cable and a prostitute.

[kitchenboss]

I thought there was prostitutes here already. No cable, though? Fuckin' gulag is what this place is.

[fathersbludgeon]

The Marquis don't count. Lemme rephrase:

See if he can get me cable and a female prostitute.

And GULAG. I like that word. What are we? Animals? We need those little things in life... otherwise what've you got?

Fucking monotony.

[kitchenboss]

The Marquis? Christ, how many fags we got on this boat?

I thought this place was supposed to be some kinda step up from Oz. White collar shit and all. But this? This is worse.

[exploringdaniel]

Dino, you're dead. You can't see your wife and she can't see you.

NUH UH

[kitchenboss]

I got a pulse, don't I? And I sure as shit still got a sex drive.

[exploringdaniel]

That's the barge! It keeps you alive while you're on here. Go out there and you'll still be dead-withered.

[kitchenboss]

Bullshit.

[exploringdaniel]

Thank you. I've been trying to explain his current situation to him but, it's not working.

[exploringdaniel]

I think he's just stubborn. Dino's a relatively new inmate.

Q seems to enjoy taunting your characters...

[q_uery]

DUDE... NOT COOL.

[kitchenboss]

Huh?

[q_uery]

You heard...

[psychosnowflake]

You're not in Oz anymore. Things don't work that way around here.

[kitchenboss]

So everybody keeps tellin' me. The way things work around here? Could use a lotta changes.

[psychosnowflake]

Yeah. Well. Not a lot we can do. Even the wardens don't actually run this place.

[kitchenboss]

I keep hearing about this 'Admiral', but I don't see no sign of him.