002 - DINO STILL THINKS THIS IS A REGULAR PRISON

[kitchenboss]

Warden: I wanna see my wife. What's a guy gotta do to get a conjugal scheduled, huh? I been on my best behavior and all, so why don't you get off your ass and make it happen.

[OOC: Dino has ABSOLUTELY NO MEMORY of his time in port, because he never got awakened. So, far as he's concerned? STILL NOT ON A MAGIC BOAT]

Comments

[fathersbludgeon]

See if he can get me cable and a prostitute.

[kitchenboss]

I thought there was prostitutes here already. No cable, though? Fuckin' gulag is what this place is.

[fathersbludgeon]

The Marquis don't count. Lemme rephrase:

See if he can get me cable and a female prostitute.

And GULAG. I like that word. What are we? Animals? We need those little things in life... otherwise what've you got?

Fucking monotony.

[kitchenboss]

The Marquis? Christ, how many fags we got on this boat?

I thought this place was supposed to be some kinda step up from Oz. White collar shit and all. But this? This is worse.

[fathersbludgeon]

How the fuck should I know?

And Oz?

[kitchenboss]

Oswald State Pen-- Jesus, am I the only guy who ever heard of Oz?

[fathersbludgeon]

What State?

[kitchenboss]

New York.

[fathersbludgeon]

Then I'd fucking know it. And yet I don't.

What year we looking at here?

[kitchenboss]

You busting my balls or something? 1997.

[fathersbludgeon]

Huh.

[kitchenboss]

Why? What year d'you think it is?

[exploringdaniel]

What?! I'm not a delivery service! Dino won't be seeing his wife and you won't be getting cable!

[fathersbludgeon]

So the prostitute's a-go-go then?

[exploringdaniel]

NO. I'm not getting you a prostitute. Go ask the girls if you want to...well...'do' it.

[fathersbludgeon]

...But I'm shy.