It's cool if someone just overlooks something once in a while, I mean, I'm so scatterbrained I may as well call them scrambled eggs, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON looking for the ATM? Yikes. Also reminds me of when my old record shop was going out of business and there was a humongous banner, like nine feet across, in big red letters saying "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE" and still, half my customers would ask, "So how come da sale?"
Shoots, brah, deynokia. Dey wen stay on Hawaiian time.
I guess people who come from different places just have different priorities. Here, sitting and reading, learning to spell and speak clearly, is not such a big deal. Literacy is overrated when there are rippin' sets on the North Shore to be had.
That is so hilarious! She had to just be mentally ill. I mean, to fight with someone who actually works there about the name of the store... that's so brilliant.
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"Excuse me... hi, how much is this sweater?"
-sales rep points to HUGE RED SIGN-
"Oh my god. I'm blind. Thank you."
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If dey wen put "Da Kine" on da kine, den no mo' need ask, yeah?
Oh. Wait. I nearly forgot. It's absolute anathema for people to actually read here. Even, apparently, in a bookstore.
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I guess people who come from different places just have different priorities. Here, sitting and reading, learning to spell and speak clearly, is not such a big deal. Literacy is overrated when there are rippin' sets on the North Shore to be had.
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My best moment like that was when I was working in the Odeon. A lady strolls in and asks for tickets, then hands over some Cineworld vouchers.
"I'm sorry, we can't except these. They are only valid at Cineworld."
"But this is Cineworld ( ... )
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The crazies just keep a-coming!
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wouldn't that be weird?
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