Anyone who can successfully identify to me - confidentially - any Tales or non-Tales who currently are in possession of Atheneum magical property will receive a handsome reward ( Read more... )

[Private to Head Librarians]

Our current security guard has the IQ of an insect, and the security skills of a 90-year-old grandmother. It's ridiculous. The troll had a temper, but at least he was competent.

Something needs to be done, I can't have idiot children pulling pranks every day and religious fanatics congregating in our lobby.

[Private to Kilroy Benson]

Much as I don't care
First, let me assure you that I'm only asking because it's my jo
Though the idiot deserves zero sympathy for gorging himself on narcotics

Neil McLaughlin seemed a bit out of sorts yesterday. I assume you've taken care of it?

Wild animals are not permitted in the Pentamerone.

Do we really need to have this discussion every month?

If it's not a trained canine on a leash or a domestic cat that never leaves the four walls of your bedroom, it cannot be here. You want to live in a zoo? Go somewhere else and pay rent.

Much as I would prefer not to correspond with you at all, I feel somewhat obligated to announce that I will be away for the long weekend. Pity, as I was so looking forward to movie night ( Read more... )

How lovely to see people working things out between themselves. Such maturity.

Karisma Singh, if that cap is not back in my possession by the end of the day, you will no longer have a room in the Pentamerone.

( Storylines. )

( ‘It is a princely scheme,’ cried Hook, and at once it took practical shape in his great brain )