"Well the big story, the Los Angeles Police Department
announced they will no longer arrest famous people who break the law. What's the point?"
--Jay Leno

Wanna know what I think? If you're going to break the law, do it in LA. :-D

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange ( Read more... )

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE ( Read more... )

Rules of BBQ ( Read more... )

Why the hell do people type like this?

This is an email I recieved a few minutes ago:

( eye'm kool cus eye type lik dis )

I have windows xp and I'm really getting sick of it.

There are certain things I was trying to do on my computer but I can't because I dont have Java Virtual Machine.

Even after 2 hours of downloading JVM and changing all kinds of setting on my computer, it's still not working!

I'm so fucking annoyed.

You Know You're From New Jersey When...

You've been seriously injured at Action Park ( Read more... )

So saw she did it for '87 so heres one for the year i was born....

In 1982 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US

The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight

Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel

Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged ( Read more... )

I love this song. Somewhat makes me think of Abbey. :-D ( Read more... )

Damn, where have I been? I have been all over the place. Work, summer classes, broke up with my boyfriend, dates all over the place, and lots of beer drinking.  It seems like I have to leave LJ every now and then. Hey, at least I only write when I have something interesting to put. I just might have saved you some boring details about my life.

Well ( Read more... )