let me write for you.

[kisforkurama]

It's my birthday Monday.

I'm not telling you this to subtly guilt you into giving me presents. I'm telling you this because I want to give you presents. No, really.

Comment with a pairing plus a trope and I'll write you 3 to 5 sentences.You can comment as many times as you want, but one pairing+trope per comment. It's just easier on my phone

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[spibsy]

Cherimon; Accidental Public Confession

[organizedcure]

i want you, sara, ginny. and trying to actually sleep in one bed. like sleeping-sleep. :D

[1st_eggokage]

alex, to me you are perfect.

[kisforkurama]

"I don't understand," Ginny says as she settles in next to Sara, "how she manges to take up so much space when she's, like, half our size!"
Sara nuzzles at Ginny's neck and kisses her lightly, "It's because she was genetically altered with cat dna to mave magical powers that let her take up far more space than she should be able to."

Next to them, sprawled across a good half of their queen-sized bed, Reili mumbles something a little incoherent and sleepy while managing to steal most of the blankets. Sara rolls her eyes and yanks them back - she's pretty much used to it now.

[spibsy]

Kylex; Badass Mustache

[kisforkurama]

Sometimes, Alex put a mustache on and stroked it like the evil genius he was - well, the evil genius that Kyle was. He wasn't Alex when he had the mustache, because Alex was a name that could not contain his badassery. Kyle, however . . .

Kyle just couldn't be tamed.

[spibsy]

~Never; Aliens Made Them Do It

[kisforkurama]

Alex and Teoh are fucking.

To better understand why this is happening, it would be useful to list the following facts: a) Ben Cook is an alien, b) he has the world's worst sense of humor, c) Ben can make people fuck if he wants to, and d) Alex being there was 85% an accident.

Oh, and f) Ben actually got bored and stopped making them fuck about half an hour ago.

[spibsy]

#dirtypathogens; kid!fic

[organizedcure]

that would literally be me being the most antisocial kid watching buffy in the second grade.

[organizedcure]

and some kid bullying me until i threw his football at his head and he fell over.

[kisforkurama]

Erin sort of frowns at the thing in Alex's arms, because she's pretty sure it's a baby and Erin's not sure where Alex got it but it needs to go away. They don't have the financial stability to support a kid!

"Look, Erin," Alex says softly, "isn't he cute?"

Taking an actual look at the child, Erin has to admit that it is cut and, mentally, she starts trying to rearrange their money to fit a child into their lives.