let me write for you.

[kisforkurama]

It's my birthday Monday.

I'm not telling you this to subtly guilt you into giving me presents. I'm telling you this because I want to give you presents. No, really.

Comment with a pairing plus a trope and I'll write you 3 to 5 sentences.You can comment as many times as you want, but one pairing+trope per comment. It's just easier on my phone

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[spibsy]

#dirtypathogens; kid!fic

[organizedcure]

that would literally be me being the most antisocial kid watching buffy in the second grade.

[organizedcure]

and some kid bullying me until i threw his football at his head and he fell over.

[kisforkurama]

Erin sort of frowns at the thing in Alex's arms, because she's pretty sure it's a baby and Erin's not sure where Alex got it but it needs to go away. They don't have the financial stability to support a kid!

"Look, Erin," Alex says softly, "isn't he cute?"

Taking an actual look at the child, Erin has to admit that it is cut and, mentally, she starts trying to rearrange their money to fit a child into their lives.

[kisforkurama]

"Whatcha doing?"
"I'm reading a book about Frida Khalo."
"Oh . . . Who's that?"
"Only one of the coolest artists ever! She had a unibrow."